Recently elected (appointed?) Miss America Laura Kaeppeler hasn't been shy about her dad's jail time. In fact, some now allege that her compelling personal story of a parent in prison actually helped her win. And victims of his Ponzi scheme aren't too happy.

Why pay your own when you can find a fancypants boyfriend — or, better, husband! — to do it for you? It's easy! Here's how to score yourself a human wallet.

One question for Sheryl Weinstein: If you're "trying to put this behind" you, why write a book titled Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me 15 years after the affair? Oh, right, that.

She is "the 100-pound blonde who had come to embody all the ills of America's latest age of greed" - so why are we so obsessed with Ruth Madoff? Well, a few reasons:

Following her husband's sentencing to 150 years in prison today, Ruth Madoff is sending her condolences to his victims.

I mean, it can't be easy to be one of the most hated women in the world. And according to this list of stuff she can't do anymore, she haz a sad.

According to the New Yorker, the fallout from Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme has flooded the market with the jewelry of his wealthy victims.