Big doings for Paris Hilton: She has just purchased a tiny, tiny Pomeranian named Mr. Amazing for $13,000. Which is a stupid amount of money but OMFG LOOK AT THE FLUFFY WUFFY!!!! It's like a cotton ball with googly eyes glued on!
The way Above Pomeranian feels about Above Sausage is the way I feel about damn near everything in life.* Juicy-looking, achingly unattainable, and, ultimately, probably disappointing if/when obtained. (JK, I bet it's delicious.)