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    Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"

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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    See that? The Face of Pure Evil. '

    The fact that he can sit there, with a straight face, and try that ludicrous defense is just indicative how how deluded he is, as well as enthralled with his own Jesus-complex. I wish that - occasionally - our justice system really did allow an "eye for an eye" for religious guys like this. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    Would it be asking to much to have this creep's appendix explode violently? #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    hahahahahaHA. riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Maybe if the Utah court is made up of chimps that argument might fly. #warrenjeffs
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: Sadly, I grew up in Utah, and well, it just might be. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    @TildeMarks: I was under the impression they REALLY hated polygamy, though, if only because it gives bad press to mainstream LDS. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    @alula: No, they just hate the bad press. Otherwise they turn a blind eye. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    Quite obviously, Mr. Jeffs thought that the 14 year old girl would leap at the chance to have sex with her cousin/husband, become impregnated, and continue to increase the population of women on the compound who might also get the benefit of being married to family members who can't financially or emotionally support their polygamous families and who succeed in maintaining power only by brainwashing and under-educating the women and expelling men when there are too many.

    Isn't that every 14 year old girl's dream? #warrenjeffs
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/05/09

    @sportz.star: It's like you read my 8th grade diary. Scary. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    It's like you can see the squiggly green waves of creepitude wafting off of him. And he's got the crazy-eyes. These two things alone should be enough to send him off to the gallows. Plus, y'know, the rape-enabling and forcing children into marriage thing. That too. But it's religion, so it's okay. Right.

    *attempts to stifle vomit-eruption*

    *fails*

    *horks* #warrenjeffs
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/05/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: also, i feel like, nose job? is that possible? like when he was in hiding he had plastic surgery to change his face? or is that just how his good lord made him, so that his creepiness could not be mistaken? #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: I don't know, but I can say for sure that the very thought of what he could have been doing while "in hiding"......oh it's making me feel tossy again. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    What does this guy think happens in marriage? You just play Yatzee and go to bed in footie pajamas, never touching eachother? Why would you marry off a 14 year old, if it wasn't to get the person you are forcing her to marry to have sex?

    This man is a bag of hammers. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    Wait, if I told someone to go kill somebody else wouldn't I possibly be an accessory to murder even if I claimed I didn't know they would actually do it? How is he not an accessory to statutory here? #warrenjeffs
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/05/09

    @redqueenmeg: You bring up an excellent point against Operation Rescue. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Them too! #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    Ugh. Crap Excuse from a Dude. If the Utah Supreme Court falls for that, they deserve to be taken out and maimed. #warrenjeffs
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    I don't understand why marrying 14 year old off to a 19 year old is not accomplice to (statutory) rape on its face, whether the sex is forced or not. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: i'm assuming that it probably it statutory rape, but a "traditional" rape charge probably carries more time/consequences, so they went for that
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: well maybe because they didn't have sex until marriage? Can't you be underage and be married (with parental permission possibly)?

    *thinking back here. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    When he said "be fruitful and multiply," he didn't mean have sex with your adult husband and reproduce, he meant "eat a lot of fruits and vegetables and learn your multiplication tables, like healthy kids should." #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    Yeah, he was just trying to encourage her to do her math homework. Fucking asshole. #warrenjeffs
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
    "Be fruitful and multiply? But I'm allergic to sperrrrrrrm!" #warrenjeffs
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
    Please don't ever do that to me again: I thought this was leading into a story about the Obamas being anti-vax.

    (I think that heading should read "Girls who don't need to be vaccinated for swine flu not vaccinated for swine flu") #breastcancer
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
    I think once the swine flu becomes widely available to everyone, not just at-risk groups, the Obama family should all sit down and get the shot, and invite the press to film it. Perhaps that might discourage the idiots listening to people like Glen Beck and Bill Maher, and might convince them that there's something to this swine shot dealio.

    Or we could just let natural selection do its work, thereby saving more vaccine for the rest of us. #breastcancer
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    10/27/09

    @HidingInCanada: Good to know I'm an idiot for not wanting to subject my children to neurotoxins. Could it be possible that I am making an informed decision based on scientific data? #breastcancer
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    Image of HidingInCanada HidingInCanada
    10/27/09

    @gluechirp: No. If you were making an informed decision, you would get the vaccine. #breastcancer
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    10/27/09

    @gluechirp: The fact that you describe it as containing neurotoxins makes those of us who actually understand science question your scientific literacy and sources. #breastcancer
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    11/04/09

    @Her Grace: So mercury and formaldehyde are no longer considered neuro-toxins? I guess I stand corrected. I do not claim to know everything, I just try to err on the side of caution. #breastcancer
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn • Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
    Oh, how generous that the woman is spared punishment for being in the presence of a vulgar man. #breastcancer
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