Sorority Report #2: Slather Yourself With Vaseline, 'No Natural Looks'

Welcome to Sorority Report, a feature in which we celebrate the best and battiest of Rush Week emails from sororities. Part 1 extolled the virtues of Spanx.

Sorority Report #2: Slather Yourself With Vaseline, 'No Natural Looks'

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