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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/19/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Fuck that, California, if my cat had claws my house would be in shambles. Maybe you should ban tasers instead. Just a thought.
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    Image of frecklegirl frecklegirl
    11/19/09

    @Snowbunny: Glad to hear the state of your house is more important to you than the pain your cat experienced as a part of its body was being ripped from it forever. Declawing is a brutal practice. Pretty sure you wouldn't want anyone removing your fingernails, hm? Why should it be any different for an animal?
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    I am fa-klempt. No more headline reading for today.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Is there a UK Jezie around who can explain this law to me? Being eligible for your partner's estate seems like a good thing, so why is Baroness Deech saying it sets women back? Am I misunderstanding the Law Commission's statement or is she commenting on an old law?
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    Image of ChristieLove ChristieLove
    11/18/09

    @jemandtheholograms: Ruth Deech is a very well respected expert on family law. Her views on divorce are interesting in that she does not believe that women who are otherwise able to work should be awarded any maintenance in a divorce [business.timesonline.co.uk] (this does not affect child support) and her views on cohabitation are similarly esoteric. [headoflegal.blogspot.com]

    Basically, my understanding of her position is that she thinks that people ought to be encouraged to ideally (a) make wills, so that their estates are awarded according to their express wishes, or, failing that (b) get married or form a civil partnership, which has benefits for society. Just cohabiting with someone ought not be enough to have the estate awarded to that person, as opposed to their children, siblings or parents, absent their express wishes as set out in a will.

    The lesson here is for everyone to please, please please make a will. Your assets will need to be divided no matter how small your estate is, and the legal bills will be more if you do not have a will.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/18/09

    @ChristieLove: Thanks for the explanation! Makes a lot of sense.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Congratulations to Shane Ryan! You've just earned yourself a special spot in the brand new 1,000th circle of hell where you'll find accommodations like:

    -Reliving your horrible life on earth!
    -Being reminded of how pathetic you are!
    -Seeing the consequences of your actions firsthand!
    -Thinking about what you did!
    -Ultimately realizing that your existence was a sad and pitiful one!

    And that's not all! If you continue to behave in such a way, you'll get all of these wonderful accommodations for... ETERNITY!
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture

    A palate cleanser is needed after reading that.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/18/09


    @token_illiterate_commenter: Agreed.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Wow. Well I just got my healthy dose of humanity-is-awful for the day.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Abucted Girl, An American Sex Slave.

    Really. Really? Really. Ok! Well Shane Ryan, whoever the hell you are, you are a horrible person.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/18/09

    @bluebears: The absolute worst part of this line is that every time I read it, in my head it sounds like the American Girl Books (of the dolls) gone terribly terribly wrong.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/18/09

    In reply to Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
    Hmmm... I wonder if acne would be a symptom of the women's vitamin A deficiency. I think accutane is just a big old dose of vitamin A.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    @mfnher: It is. Basically, what it does it shut down your glands with the over-surplus of the vitamin A.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Socrates: "I drank what?"
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Was anyone else disappointed that we did not get to see pictures of actual grinning corpses? Way to let me down, LiveScience!
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    Image of Sadie Sadie
    06/04/09

    @wtfox?!: Yes, very.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Well, it makes sense right? If they have a paralysis effect, less flopping around when you try to ritually kill someone.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Is this botox-like, or is anyone else thinking it's kind of Joker-like?
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    @eve804: Yes! I just spent 10 minutes image searching to determine if the 'weeds' growing all along our back fence were the Smiley Death Flower or what I had always thought of as Queen Anne's Lace. Alas, no homemade Grin Poison for me. :(
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    I had planned on leaving a happy corpse because of a long life full of air conditioning, fucking, and booze, but y'know, whatever floats your boat to the Grey Havens.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Star Trek NextGen, anyone? The episode where Troy's mother falls in love with that David Ogden Stiers character? And he goes back to his planet to commit ritual suicide because he's reached the age at which that's what his people do?


    Anyone?

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