In a record-setting act of defiance against the illegal poaching driving elephant populations to extinction, Kenyan authorities will burn 116 tons of illegally obtained ivory on Saturday.
On Sunday, Zimbabwe ‘s National Parks and Wildlife Management Authority announced that a Pennsylvania gynecological oncologist is also guilty of illegally poaching a lion in April, meaning that the turd dentist who killed Cecil will now have a pen pal in the prison of public ire.
Hey, how about some slightly heartwarming news on this day of incomprehensible crap? After one of their companions was ensnared by a hunter's trap in Rwanda, it seems that young endangered gorillas are getting the last laugh. Or, uh, last terrifying jungle scream. Conservationists say a trio of juveniles in Rwanda has…