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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/22/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Eh. He looks like he's been modeled out of plastic, like Ken. He looks like he would snap in half very easily. I see nothing to draw me to him.

    I'm not body-snarking, BTW. It's just that no personality pops through the pictures.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/22/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Not too long ago I maligned baked potatoes by comparing him to one - now I see he's more like a bowl of mashed - from instant - with lumps. Ew.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    He makes me want to be in high school again. But like, not MY high school, but a high school where I skip (literally, skipping) math class to go make out with him while wearing a poodle skirt and saddle shoes in a Mustang high school and then we sing an interchanging duet in B flat. And then one day we skip school together and partake in shinanigans in said Mustang. We go to museums and lie compulsively, then send our love Mustang soaring through a giant glass wall. Whoops! Then he gets me pregnant and I can't be his partner in the big dance competition so he chooses some other girl while I get an abortion in a dirty room but he also gets her pregnant and she has the baby and her mom is like political and famous and stuff and he just forgets about me and my ruined uterus. Oh Levi. We'll always have B flat.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Jesus. You're absolutely right, Hortense - these are nothing if not depressing. This guy has not yet found his calling, clearly.
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Poor kid. He does look uncomfortable. I wanna give him a towel and a hot chocolate.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Oh. My. I was not aware he had "Johnston" tattooed across his arm. Does the other one have "Levi"? Because if it does, he will have the #1 spot on my list of famous himbos.
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Boooring. He looks like he should have had a few drinks before the shoot. Oh wait, he's not even of legal drinking age.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    won't someone, anyone, think of tripp? this is mind-numbingly embarrassing.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    He has nice abs, but at his age his tush should be a lot better than that. He has my 38 y/o man ass (minus the 38 y/o man ass-hair).
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life

    # 4 looks scarily like they tried to copy the gawker "johnston watch" and it is disturbing me to no end.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    I'm uncomfortable with the amount of shit-talkin' that's going on w/r/t Levi's appearance and body. There's nothing wrong with making fun of his awkward posing and attempted smolder, but making fun of the way that someone is probably isn't cool. If this were Bristol posing for Playboy, would we tolerate comments making fun of her looks?

    //cranky
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: YES. Body snarking is body snarking, crew.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    @hortense: I just embarked on a half day cleaning rampage, and I really am not in the mood to take a bunch of vowels that will just sit around and clutter up the place.
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    Image of Name of Numbers Name of Numbers
    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: It's OK to make fun of the tattoo as well, right?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    @Name of Numbers: A good rule of thumb is: if s/he was born with it, or if it's a natural consequence of aging, it's not cool to make fun of it.

    A tattoo is neither, plus this tattoo is particularly bad, and awesomely hilarious.
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    Image of jenjen jenjen
    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: well I think someone who dangles (sorry) the prospect of doing a nudie shoot in front of the public for MONTHS deserves the snark they get. Well, except for Marge Simpson - I'm not sure she consented.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    @jenjen: Except for the fact that snarking on people's bodies is expressly not okay on Jezebel.

    It seems like a contradiction, but resist the urge.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/21/09

    @jenjen: Would you have said it about Heidi Montag's shoot? I strongly dislike Heidi Montag, and she AND Spencer hyped her shoot. I'd still be pretty annoyed about people body snarking the parts she was born with.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Once you pick up the New Kids on the Block comparison, you can't get it out of your head!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/21/09

    @hortense: I hope so. Otherwise, this is going to be a funky, funky Christmas.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    11/21/09

    @morninggloria: Hey, it's time fo face the music and start hangin' tough!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Hmph. Sorry, Levi. I'm kind of Shania here -- that don't impress me much.
    I'd rather see Rafa and Roger in their suits.

    (Although if they wanted to de-suit, I certainly wouldn't argue.)
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 11/21/09 6:36 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/21/09


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    11/21/09


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/21/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Game, set, match.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/21/09

    @Ailatan: Ahaha. Brava, chica!
    I forgot your man, though - I am sorry!
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    11/21/09


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    11/21/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    11/21/09


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    11/21/09


    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/21/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Juan Martín is quite yummy.

    Advantage, Rooo sez BISH PLZ.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    It's a little scary when a 19 year old looks younger than Buff Werewolf does.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/21/09

    In reply to Pictures From Levi Johnston's Playgirl Shoot Leak, Are NSFW, Possibly Life
    Awkward. Uncomfortable. It is nice that he has his name tattooed on his arm in case he forgets it. This shoot did nothing to improve my view of his likely IQ.
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