media criticism
Jessica Alba likes weiners and she's not afraid to look at glossy pictures of them, she apparently told some
GQ writer for the August issue:
Men's magazines have nipples, so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it. Nudity's not a big deal to me.
Um, surely Jessica Alba, who once sued
Playboy, has heard of
Playgirl? But more importantly, why do starlets always come away from interviews with gentlemen's magazines sounding like more culturally literate Bond Girls? At least with porn, the only personality attributes they ever try to ascribe on the jerkoff specimens begin and end with "bisexual."
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