He makes me want to be in high school again. But like, not MY high school, but a high school where I skip (literally, skipping) math class to go make out with him while wearing a poodle skirt and saddle shoes in a Mustang high school and then we sing an interchanging duet in B flat. And then one day we skip school together and partake in shinanigans in said Mustang. We go to museums and lie compulsively, then send our love Mustang soaring through a giant glass wall. Whoops! Then he gets me pregnant and I can't be his partner in the big dance competition so he chooses some other girl while I get an abortion in a dirty room but he also gets her pregnant and she has the baby and her mom is like political and famous and stuff and he just forgets about me and my ruined uterus. Oh Levi. We'll always have B flat.
Oh. My. I was not aware he had "Johnston" tattooed across his arm. Does the other one have "Levi"? Because if it does, he will have the #1 spot on my list of famous himbos.
I'm uncomfortable with the amount of shit-talkin' that's going on w/r/t Levi's appearance and body. There's nothing wrong with making fun of his awkward posing and attempted smolder, but making fun of the way that someone is probably isn't cool. If this were Bristol posing for Playboy, would we tolerate comments making fun of her looks?
@hortense: I just embarked on a half day cleaning rampage, and I really am not in the mood to take a bunch of vowels that will just sit around and clutter up the place.
@morninggloria: well I think someone who dangles (sorry) the prospect of doing a nudie shoot in front of the public for MONTHS deserves the snark they get. Well, except for Marge Simpson - I'm not sure she consented.
@jenjen: Would you have said it about Heidi Montag's shoot? I strongly dislike Heidi Montag, and she AND Spencer hyped her shoot. I'd still be pretty annoyed about people body snarking the parts she was born with.
Awkward. Uncomfortable. It is nice that he has his name tattooed on his arm in case he forgets it. This shoot did nothing to improve my view of his likely IQ.
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I'm not body-snarking, BTW. It's just that no personality pops through the pictures.
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# 4 looks scarily like they tried to copy the gawker "johnston watch" and it is disturbing me to no end.
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//cranky
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A tattoo is neither, plus this tattoo is particularly bad, and awesomely hilarious.
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It seems like a contradiction, but resist the urge.
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I'd rather see Rafa and Roger in their suits.
(Although if they wanted to de-suit, I certainly wouldn't argue.)
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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I forgot your man, though - I am sorry!
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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@Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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Advantage, Rooo sez BISH PLZ.
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