Nardicio went on to add, "He's got us spending. (Oh) Spendin' all our money on him and spending time on him. However, Playgirl is looking forward to the junk inside this hunk, and getting love drunk off his chunk". #levijohnston
I'm sure Playgirl tried to assess the goods, but when they asked him to send in a picture of his moose knuckle, he just wandered into his backyard and snapped a photo of this.
I'm beginning to think this photo shoot is never going to happen. They've been talking it up for months. Months! And nothing! It doesn't take that long to pull together a shoot like this, and Playgirl is online only, right? So they don't even need to factor in printing and delivery time. This shit is ridiculous.
All I want is for Levi to get naked so he can finally go away. #levijohnston
Nothing sexier than a flaccid penis. Just chillin' there, maxin' and relaxin' gently on a thigh, like an amorous elephant trunk. #levijohnstonearlyshow
I'm betting that Levi's handlers are already contacting various pornographic video purveyors. Its the next logical step in his downward spiral. #levijohnstonearlyshow
I also want to say that I find it odd that Levi (and to be fair, pretty much anyone else who has ever posed nude) has to emphasize it will be "tastefully done." Why is a naked body automatically distasteful unless stated otherwise? The human body is neither tasteful or distasteful on its own. It just is. #levijohnstonearlyshow
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All I want is for Levi to get naked so he can finally go away. #levijohnston
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I wouldn't turn him away...I'd just turn him around.
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Of course they will. And they'll call it "Nailin' Palin You Betcha". #levijohnstonearlyshow
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Like... goatse.cx
If you haven't seen it, don't look it up. #levijohnstonearlyshow