The answer, according to former Playgirl editor Jessanne Collins in her new e-book How to Be a Playgirl, is a lot, more than there are stars in our galaxy. Basically, anything with a vaguely cylindrical shape can be repurposed as a dick euphemism, although Playgirl newbies were apparently handed a 13-page thesaurus…
While it was something of a bit part, at least the Countess had lines and appeared in not one but two scenes—one of them being nude. Tasteful nudity, though. You know, like the kind in Playgirl, except with less peen. (Or at least, we think. It was network nudity, so you couldn't see anything.)
- Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.
Playgirl model and Wasilla, Alaska mayoral candidate is running on a platform which focuses on "better schools, less crime and more jobs for citizens of Wasilla and neighboring Palmer." First he has to get his high school diploma, though.
On last night's episode, Bethenny said that when LuAnn lost her husband "she grew a penis"—which makes it even more hilarious that when Kelly confessed she'd be posing for Playboy, LuAnn confessed she'd graced the cover of Playgirl.
This month's Cosmo includes a "Make Your Own Nude" paper doll. We're all for adult arts and craft projects, but Zac Efron and Matthew McConaughey? Here are some sexier head options you can cut out and hang in your locker.
This morning, Levi Johnston confirmed on The Early Show that he will definitely show his wang for a pictorial in Playgirl because, "We got to thinkin' we're gonna do it tastefully."