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Mrs. Stephen Fry
01/05/09

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I wish she was even half as funny as she thinks she is. She just isn't anymore. She's a joke, yes, but funny? That's a no.
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
01/05/09

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Joan, you have a face that scares little kids. I think Barack's ears are endearing. Did you hear that? Endearing. So shut up!
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
01/05/09

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This from the woman who looks like an alien. Not just an alien -- an ugly-ass alien.

STFU, Joan. You are totally irrelevant and have been for years.
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aubonpam
01/05/09

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I think she had to have known how people would respond. I think she likes to play people like violins.
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morninggloria
01/05/09

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At least he doesn't have red glistening horns and a forked tail like Dick Cheney.
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shorty63136
01/05/09

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Well seeing as how our new Prez has no REAL love handles (Presidential hawtness all day long), Michelle has to hold on to something. Leave the ears alone, Joan.
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Andalucía
01/05/09

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I like the ears for comedic effect (I'll miss my Bushisms and close calls with deadly junk food and Segways).

O/T: Am I the only one having problems with my profile image? It keeps asking me to upload it and then it tells me "Success" but apparently it is nothing but a lie!
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gherkinfiend
01/05/09

@Andalucía: I was getting the 'Success' message on Friday and it didn't start working until today...patience is apparently needed!
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million.dollar.mouth.
01/05/09

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So, would she have suggested Botox for McCain if he had won?
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
01/05/09

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I love the ears. Why the ear hate?
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ItchykooParker
01/05/09

@tonightineed is a liberal feminist elitist from Not-Real Am...: I agree. His ears are teh sexxxxy.
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cuteasabutton
01/05/09

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Right because you can never have TOO much surgery can you Joan? Oh wait...
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LaComtesse
01/05/09

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I really can't be too offended by this: Joan Rivers has played this character for so long. She intentionally says obnoxious things to play into that.
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aubonpam
01/05/09

@LaComtesse: Exactly. I'm not offended because that's what she does and she knows that people will react predictably.
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NotChoinski
01/05/09

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I think The Onion surmised it the best a few years back:

'Brittle Jewess Does Not Like What George Clooney Is Wearing'

[www.theonion.com]
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whatsername
01/05/09

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This is my problem. I think everyone is being ironic and sardonic and mocking in self awareness that I think people just cannot be serious when they say the shit they say.

I have too much faith in humanity's intelligence.
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tell Dolly Parton again
01/05/09

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My mom told me recently that she asked me when I was 10 if I wanted to have my ears pinned back. I said no, so she decided if they didn't bother me, they didn't bother her. Thank God for that. Now the President and I have something in common!
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water baby
01/05/09

@tell Dolly Parton again: OK...I'm trying to figure out if your mom was just a little *too* image-conscious or if you ears were really *that* bad. Lol which is it?
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LaFemme
01/05/09

@water baby: Eh, I dont know. My hippy mom isn't overly image conscious at all but was totally willing to get my sister an ear-pin surgery. There is something about not being able to even wear a ponytail without people immediately thinking, "oh holy hell look at those things popping out of her head!" I dont really put it on the same vanity level as, I dont know, feeling like you can't go on without full body lipo, a boob job, and ass implants.
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llamalash★
01/05/09

@LaFemme: My ex-mother-in-law made that suggestion to me when my precious baby was only about a year old!(!!!)She told me that my now 12 year old would be laughed at and called "Dumbo" throughout school if I didn't. I managed not to smack some sense into her overly critical self, and politely said "no one is laying a finger on her, she's perfect."

Sadly, she recently had her ears pierced and does seem to have a minor issue w/her ears. She says large earrings draw too much attn to them. But that's the only time she's mentioned it. Ironically, her ears are adorable! But I suppose I'm a little biased.
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stoprobbers
01/05/09

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Comedian, people. She's a comedian.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@stoprobbers: ohhhh....I thought comedians were the ones who were funny...my mistake :P
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NefariousNewt
01/05/09

@stoprobbers: She is? Oh, yeah, right...

Sorry. Joan used to be funny... now she's kinda sad.
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shorty63136
01/05/09

@stoprobbers: Is she really? No - seriously. I didn't know.
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margareita metermaid
01/05/09

@shorty63136: why come she no funny then???
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margareita metermaid
01/05/09

@reita1: oops meant to reply to stoprobbers. new to this commenting stuff.

anyway, i like my comedians to tell funny jokes...not be weird mummies that say asinine, irrelevent stuff.

wait, now that makes her sound funny! :( confused
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