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    Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You

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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    "Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You"

    FINALLY, someone understands me!
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    Is number 9 a model from a recent ANTM? Lauren or something?
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    #1 looks like my eighth-grade Home Ec project. I used to make most of my own clothes, and yep--that's what they looked like. Do they still teach Home Ec nowadays?

    On another note, who doesn't want a cute little puppy in their pants?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    1. One day Kermit hopped on a pretty lady's head. Understandable - she wore pink and he thought she was Miss Piggy.
    2. But then her friends started showing up - like Lady Who Wore Her Old Limited Silk Shirt On Her Head
    3. Wheat Lady didn't give any to Kermit. Sad face.
    4. Then Wicked Biker girl showed up! You know she's wicked by the snarl and the ciggie. Rut roh. Kermie knew, finally, that he was not going to be able to hump Piggy any time soon.
    5. He hopped to another pink lady, but it was a Geldof in a diaper. He's not into those kinds of froggy sex games.
    6. A crazy newspaper reporter asked for comment.
    7. Kermie declined, opting instead to tell his story to the fingerpaint artist who happened by. Her dress actually says "Get me the F outta here."
    8. "Stick em up! I'm the Diaper Bandit, here to make you soil yourself!"
    9. "This is my sidekick, Tired Pleather Girl"
    10. It's Cute Puppy, here to save Kermit!
    11. Cute Puppy says "I can't help you. Srsly, Kermit, did we drink a bottle of 'drink me' potion? I've been in this bitch's pants for an hour."
    12. At least our heroes are not in anyone's pants, anymore.
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    09/21/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We need to get that old audio "BOOP!" that they had in slideshows in school to indicate it was time to move to the next slide between each bit of the fabulous story there. Then all in the world would be well.
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment wednesdayam was starred wednesdayam was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    I need to see more of #3. Is it a wrap dress? If so, I like it. If it is a romper, I will have to pass.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    09/21/09

    @cate3710: I thought I liked it but on second glance I think it looks a bit too much like a tablecloth.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    I'm seeing more "Dorothy kills the Scarecrow and then takes Toto on the run from the law, disguising herself in increasingly strange outfits and hairstyles, occasionally wearing pieces of the dead scarecrow as some kind of disturbing trophy."
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    lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist promoted this comment futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of athenasadidas athenasadidas
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    I love the models! Yay Vivienne!

    not feeling the cig however...
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    Edited by athenasadidas at 09/21/09 4:41 PM athenasadidas was starred athenasadidas was unstarred
    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    This would have made much more sense to me if it was sponsored by Left for Dead 2. Because I'm totally getting zombie chic, but not much else.
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    cocobanal promoted this comment Edited by Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! at 09/21/09 4:48 PM Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    09/21/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails: I got a little garbage bag chic from it, too, and a little kindergarten teacher chic from #7.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/21/09

    In reply to Vivienne Westwood: For The Crazy Punk Peasant Farm Girl Turned City Slicker In You
    I'd like Viv's frock - no, never mind - I'll take the frog.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    I have the biggest fucking girl-crush on Lara Stone, it's ridiculous.

    My patience is wearing thin with LL. It bugs me that her irrelevance continues to be celebrated. I don't have anything against the girl, but she doesn't do anything of any importance. It's bizarre to me that she continues to get endorsement deals, etc.

    I also hate the glamorization of really sad, tortured people. It's not glamorous, morons, it's tragic.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    I wish Lindsay Lohan would channel Lindsay Lohan for a change. Unless she wants to switch careers and become a Marilyn impersonator - which I'm sure she'd be great at.
     Reply
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/17/09

    @save jinger: To paraphrase Judy Garland, I'd rather be a first-rate version of myself than a second-rate version of someone else.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Is it just me or in the thumbnail of the Vogue picture does LiLo vaguely resemble Jane Krakowski?
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/17/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: True, I thought it was more Madonna, when I first saw the pic.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    My heart stopped when I read about Andre getting into gardening. I couldn't imagine him pulling weeds or rooting around in the dirt!

    I was ever so relieved when I read on to find out what his version of "gardening" is all about. Andre, you never fail to disappoint me when it comes to the absurd!
     Reply
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Do people like Andre Leon Talley and Karl Lagerfeld actually work? I'm sort of under the impression that they just swan around like cartoon characters and say insane things. I have no idea what planet they come from, but I want to go to there. Only they could figure out how to garden without touching dirt or plants.
     Reply
    hortense promoted this comment Edited by Yahtzii at 07/17/09 11:51 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    07/17/09

    @Yahtzii: I have a feeling it involves bubbles. Big plastic bubbles they stay inside while they order people around in the garden. And they wear caftans in their bubbles, with Swarovski crystal embellished fingerless gardening gloves.
     Reply
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    @stacyinbean: And turbans. Don't forget the turbans! With big feathers.
     Reply
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/17/09

    @stacyinbean: That explains a lot.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Lindsay, quit trying to make Marilyn happen. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
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