@JerkoftheMonth: awww. I figured but I always kept a little part of my brain shielded from the rumors so it could cultivate Bend it Like Beckham-era Myers love unabated. How was he douchey, if you don't mind sharing a few details?
@Maggita: He gave a lecture/interview, and he was just so smugly patronising and self-absorbed about everything. I rolled my eyes so much that I got dizzy. He also shook my hand and was really smarmy and leaned in really close to introduce himself, it was just - yuck.
Kate Moss looks even more stunning and gorgeous with a big ol' smile. Leave the pout at home, girl.
Ben Grimes double-purse: I can see how this would come in handy. Maybe one purse is for a camera, and the other purse is for gum, lipstick and tissues.
I love Claudia Schiffer's dress and would definitely wear it. Perfect party frock, methinks.
@Mary McCarthyite: I think Claudia Schiffer has the most wearable dress. Posh rocks the hardest. Kate looked awful - Not her smile, but her makeup and clothing.
@fluxus flucker: Kate's eye makeup was the kind that I think would work great for a photo shoot, but not so much in real life, where you actually smile and make facial expressions.
Aaaaannnd... Love in a Cold Climate added to my Netflix. I'm having a "between the wars" moment.
Rosamund Pike is a huge girlcrush for me. God she is stunning, even with that fluffy hair.
A few thoughts: Jerry Hall can wear whatever she likes because she has presence and she's gorgeous. Ditto for Victoria Beckham, who I admire for being consistantly interesting and taking risks.
Kate Moss's makeup and ensemble is incredibly fug.
I want Natalia Vodianova's body.
Rosamund Pike's outfit is amazing; I really love it.
@Tchotchke: I think I agree with almost everything you've said here. I'm a little "eh" about Victoria Beckham's fashion choices, but I can't deny that when she decides on a look, she works it, and often rocks it. Kate looks wonderful with a smile. I do wish that her clothing and hair and make up choices had played up her beauty though, instead of trying to make her appear ahead of the curve fashion wise. Sometimes, being "behind the times" or not dressing as a trend setter is ok too! Daisy Lowe's dress is unfortunate, because she has amazing skin and had there been less cut out panels or a better fit, it could have worked out beautifully. I'm not a big fan of the cut out dress on anyone though.
@5ft of fury: I don't necessarily like everything Beckham wears, but she takes a lot of risks and usually pulls them off. It's a nice contrast between her presence on a red carpet and any other starlet who wears some safe mini dress or "Old Hollywood Glam" gown that a stylist picked out. Sometimes I actually like the bad stuff better!
#1 looks like my eighth-grade Home Ec project. I used to make most of my own clothes, and yep--that's what they looked like. Do they still teach Home Ec nowadays?
On another note, who doesn't want a cute little puppy in their pants?
1. One day Kermit hopped on a pretty lady's head. Understandable - she wore pink and he thought she was Miss Piggy.
2. But then her friends started showing up - like Lady Who Wore Her Old Limited Silk Shirt On Her Head
3. Wheat Lady didn't give any to Kermit. Sad face.
4. Then Wicked Biker girl showed up! You know she's wicked by the snarl and the ciggie. Rut roh. Kermie knew, finally, that he was not going to be able to hump Piggy any time soon.
5. He hopped to another pink lady, but it was a Geldof in a diaper. He's not into those kinds of froggy sex games.
6. A crazy newspaper reporter asked for comment.
7. Kermie declined, opting instead to tell his story to the fingerpaint artist who happened by. Her dress actually says "Get me the F outta here."
8. "Stick em up! I'm the Diaper Bandit, here to make you soil yourself!"
9. "This is my sidekick, Tired Pleather Girl"
10. It's Cute Puppy, here to save Kermit!
11. Cute Puppy says "I can't help you. Srsly, Kermit, did we drink a bottle of 'drink me' potion? I've been in this bitch's pants for an hour."
12. At least our heroes are not in anyone's pants, anymore.
@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We need to get that old audio "BOOP!" that they had in slideshows in school to indicate it was time to move to the next slide between each bit of the fabulous story there. Then all in the world would be well.
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Kate Moss looks even more stunning and gorgeous with a big ol' smile. Leave the pout at home, girl.
Ben Grimes double-purse: I can see how this would come in handy. Maybe one purse is for a camera, and the other purse is for gum, lipstick and tissues.
I love Claudia Schiffer's dress and would definitely wear it. Perfect party frock, methinks.
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Also, Jerry Hall is wearing something my mom may have worn in 1987. It didn't work then, and it doesn't work now.
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Rosamund Pike is a huge girlcrush for me. God she is stunning, even with that fluffy hair.
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Kate Moss's makeup and ensemble is incredibly fug.
I want Natalia Vodianova's body.
Rosamund Pike's outfit is amazing; I really love it.
Daisy Lowe's dress: Unbelievably unflattering.
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FINALLY, someone understands me!
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2. But then her friends started showing up - like Lady Who Wore Her Old Limited Silk Shirt On Her Head
3. Wheat Lady didn't give any to Kermit. Sad face.
4. Then Wicked Biker girl showed up! You know she's wicked by the snarl and the ciggie. Rut roh. Kermie knew, finally, that he was not going to be able to hump Piggy any time soon.
5. He hopped to another pink lady, but it was a Geldof in a diaper. He's not into those kinds of froggy sex games.
6. A crazy newspaper reporter asked for comment.
7. Kermie declined, opting instead to tell his story to the fingerpaint artist who happened by. Her dress actually says "Get me the F outta here."
8. "Stick em up! I'm the Diaper Bandit, here to make you soil yourself!"
9. "This is my sidekick, Tired Pleather Girl"
10. It's Cute Puppy, here to save Kermit!
11. Cute Puppy says "I can't help you. Srsly, Kermit, did we drink a bottle of 'drink me' potion? I've been in this bitch's pants for an hour."
12. At least our heroes are not in anyone's pants, anymore.
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