Forget about Brad Pitt (who I love) and all the other celebrity news; the woman responsible for all that teen-age vampire shit is the fifth highest paid woman in entertainment'? I read one page of one of her books and simultaneously vomited and laughed my ass off. This hack makes 'The Vampire Lestat' (another piece of shit) look like 'Pilgrim's Progress'. When will we (and by we, I mean all of you 'fans'. Really check out the Bobbsey Twins, far more challenging) stop rewarding crap and go back to rewarding mediocrity?
Paula may be a talented dancer and excellent cartoon cat fucker, but illuminating TV host, she is not. Many people share her talent of getting drunk and then complimenting people in a way that leaves them sort of embarrassed.
@morninggloria: MoGlo, that comment just . . . I could see your beautiful soul shining through and am so happy you're here with us and, and . . . what you do.
I have a solution to Kim Kardashian's problem: stop looking at large houses if you kan't stand to think about Reggie/family. No shame in a one bedroom. Apartments are kooler than houses, too.
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I'm largely indifferent to Brad Pitt's private life and drama, but I really like him as a person who is engaged in the world. Really, his work in New Orleans in the Lower Ninth, his support for gay marriage...he's just awesome. I wouldn't sleep with him, but I'd love to have dinner with him and just pick his brains.
Dear Adam Yauch: best wishes and please get better. I promise to continue dedicating all Rock Band Beastie Boys performances to you, as well as all in-car traffic rap-alongs of "Sure Shot", in the hopes that the sheer horror of my idiot ass shrieking along to "Sabotage" will scare the cancer right out of you.
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Dlisted mentioned that the started dating on February 24th. I wonder if he broke up with someone else on February 23rd. It kind of skeeves me out to watch their scenes knowing that they are a couple. It feels too personal.
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I agree. I used to have a major crush on Stephen but now no way. I dont want to watch them do it again. Anna and Stephen have been toghether for over 2 years.
I find it a bit silly when people say they'll get married when the gays can get married. Like society's reward for letting everyone get married is a Brad and Angie wedding extravaganza.
@clevernamehere: Every time I hear Brad say this excuse, I can't help but wonder, weren't you married before? That reasoning didn't stop him from getting married in 2000, when gay marriage was not legal.
2.5 million? Man, I wish I were pseudo famous so I could eat a bunch of crap food, gain weight, then take a bunch of speed, lose weight, and get millions.
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