Please ignore the wishes of most of the people here (and what just might amount to the majority of the voting population of the United States).

Keep up the good work. Keep fightin' the good fight. Keep tellin' it like you tell it. Keep on... keepin' on.

...Until you have stripped away the last of the glamorous illusion that some people seemed to have been duped into believing, and they can finally see you as the small-minded, bitter, envious, petty and vindictive human being that you are. Please make them so sick of you that they cringe (like we do) when they hear your name and feel a sensation somewhat akin to reaction from the sound nails make when running down a blackboard.

Please accomplish this all by 2012.

With appreciation,

Me

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"I say this with all due respect to Hillary Clinton…but when I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism or you know maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think you know that doesn't do us any good - women in politics, women in general wanting to progress this country."

Sarah, follow your own damn advice.

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There have always been shithead journalists. But some dipshit blogger not believing you're your son's mother does NOT make illegitimate all of the ACTUAL journalists that made you look like a moron.

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The fact that you wore them like a fucking badge is why they got so criticized. When you put your kids in the line of fire and they get shot, you can't really cry about it (though I do feel bad for the kids).

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You keep telling them, Sarah! You can see Russia from Alaska!

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I think that's one reason why they lost. Not only didn't they make sense (still), they never really explained why or how they would fix the mess the country's in.

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He had to go to a small outcrop where garbage is dumped into the ocean to see it.

Something tells me even Mrs. Homegrown-Godfearin' Darntootin! RegularJaneWinebox Sarah Palin hasn't been there.

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Because Alaska has a baseball team now? Also, alikeness? REALLY? Even my computer knows that isn't a word!

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Also, without her, I never would've been able to pull off my amazing Halloween costume: I wore a business skirt-suit, glasses, lipstick, and fancied my hair up, painted my face green, put little green antennae on my head and was Sarah Palien for the night. With the combination of the outfit and my heavy midwestern accent, it was a thing of beauty. "Thanks but no thanks for that intergalactic bridge to nowhere!"

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But with all due respect for Governor Palin, why is that relevant? Being able to see a deserted remote piece of tundra from another deserted remote piece of tundra seems totally irrelevant. She just doesn't get it - even if you CAN see Russia, who fucking cares? What does that have to do about anything? That's whats so annoying about her, she doesn't GET that.

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