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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/23/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Fresh out my diaper.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    It is such a lazy video. It is pretty much the same ten shots shown over and over again. I've seen MST3k movies that are edited better.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Dance-pop lyrics just keep getting dumber - like a preschooler singing along with 50 Cent.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Wow. And here I thought her other song "Louboutins" was the worst thing I have ever heard but THIS my friends, is a contender.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I want to know how writhing around on the floor/bed became the standard of sexiness. To me it looks less like, "I'm so sexy!" and more like "Help! I'm possessed by Satan!"
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 11/21/09 2:57 PM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Jesus Christ, that's awful. As with all of her "songs", I feel dumber having listened to it.

    This leads to a rant: Just because you happen to be a ridiculously beautiful woman does not mean you are immensely talented at singing, designing clothes, creating fragrances, and/or acting. I'm sorry. It just doesn't. She's succeeded in making a brand of herself and also millions of dollars, so she's a shrewd businesslady and that's awesome. I just think that producing utter crap like this is so unnecessary, you know? Like it's embarassing. Ah I don't know. I'm tired and grouchy.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    11/21/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: No I totally agree with you!! It's no longer about someone actually being TALENTED and really GOOD at one thing, they have to have their hands in every industry--music, acting, producing, designing clothes, fragrances.

    It's annoying as all get-out.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/21/09

    @tinytm11: I'm also bitter, I admit. Like even if I happened to like something that was "designed" by a celebrity, I wouldn't buy it, simply because odds are they already have more than enough money and they don't need any of mine. I'm poor and sad, in case you couldn't tell:)

    #tips
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    11/21/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: THANK YOU! "Can" and "Should" are very different concepts.

    Martha Stewart was on the site this week, and she is someone who seems to have a firm hand in everything she does, and she wouldn't dream of putting her name on something that didn't live up to her ridiculous standards. I can't help but compare someone who has built their brand that way vs. a J-Lo whose business plan seems to be "what other shit can I slap my name on to make a buck?" Singing, dancing, acting, fragrance, fashion--I want to put quotation marks around each of these. I'm struggling to come up with something she's done REALLY WELL.

    Still, she wouldn't be where she is without a market to support her. Not us, clearly!
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Someone mash this song up to some pillsbury doughboy commericials already.
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    Image of Booksaretoo Booksaretoo
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I think I have an idea of where the "cookie" lines come from.

    They're from Buffy! Season 7, episode 22 (the series finale, "Chosen") includes dialogue between Buffy and Angel in which she compares herself to cookie dough that isn't done baking. Perhaps J.Lola is saying that, unlike Buffy, she is done baking?

    Yes, I know I'm a nerd.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/21/09

    @Booksaretoo: I want to be your friend.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Holy crap, that's terrible. What's next? Beyonce with "Hot Cross Buns"?

    Fresh out the oven? Smells burned to me.

    Ugh I have to stop now.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/21/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): seriously, i cant believe this song is for real.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/21/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Gaga started it w/ "bluffin w/ my muffin" - but really, you're right, this cannot end well: T-Pain au Chocolate sings "Boulangerie of Love," or Justin Timberlake's "I Knead You (to Rise for Me)"
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    jenny from the block would've just taken red spray paint to her payless.

    that said, this promo for "The Cell II" gave me seizures.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    If I didn't know that there are women out there who can REALLY sing (without autotune) I'd be very depressed in JLo/Britney world.
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    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    11/21/09

    @PaintedTrollop: What's REALLY depressing is that I think Britney is more talented than JLO--singing, provocative videos. That's a really low bar to not be able to reach.
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    She just keeps getting more annoying! I liked her best when she was a Fly Girl.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    Can we please keep a circle of hell ready for flavor of the day featured artists like Sean Paul, Akon, T-pain and now Pittbull?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    I hope she got permission from the original Lola
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    Image of rakarakarak rakarakarak
    11/21/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Best song about picking up a trannie ever.
    "Cherry Lips" by Garbage comes in second...
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/21/09

    @rakarakarak: I probably agree with Lola but put Walk On The Wild Side second, even if it's not completely about trannies the whole way through.
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    Image of GirlTakeItEasy GirlTakeItEasy
    11/21/09

    @MyNameIsChris: New from Rhino Records: "Songs To Pick Up Trannies By" as performed by The Jezebel Commenters!
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    MyNameIsChris promoted this comment GirlTakeItEasy was starred GirlTakeItEasy was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/21/09

    @GirlTakeItEasy: Featuring "Dude Looks Like A Lady" and twenty other gender bending hits!
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    Image of rakarakarak rakarakarak
    11/21/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Ooooh. Forgot about "Walk on the Wild Side." All the colored girls say doo doo doo doo doo...

    And if we're playing songs to pick up trannies, "Killer Queen" had damn well better be on that list

    #tips
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/21/09

    In reply to Shoes, Shadows, And SexyFace: Jennifer Lopez And Her Alter Ego "Lola" Make Their Video Debut
    That was...BAD. Lyrics BAD. Singing BAD. Video BAD. Even given the incredibly low expectations I have of Jennifer Lopez...BAD.
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