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Summer = pit stains. Unfortunately. But Shizuka New York, a midtown salon, offers an "underarm overhaul," reports New York magazine. Steaming, cleansing, hair removal and botox injection should render your pits perfect. The cost? $1,500. You could probably buy new arms on the black market for that kind of cash. [NY Mag