Nobody Likes Pitbull and JLo’s World Cup Music Video

Seeing as the World Cup is a pretty big deal, it would follow that the official song of the World Cup would follow suit. So it's a pretty big deal that 'We Are One (Ole Ola),' the official World Cup 2014 song by Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez is a huge flop. The video debuted Friday to mixed and disappointed reviews. » 5/18/14 3:49pm 5/18/14 3:49pm

This Doo-Wop Cover of 'Timber' Is Dangerously Catchy

If you've found yourself helplessly, horribly enthralled by the Ke$ha and Pitbull collaboration "Timber," then you're going to love this 50s-style doo-wop cover, featuring the Tee Tones. It's the work of arranger Scott Bradlee and his Postmodern Jukebox, who previously turned "Just Dance" into a swinging jazz tune. » 2/04/14 4:20pm 2/04/14 4:20pm

Enrique Iglesias Has Already Released This Year’s ‘Blurred Lines’ Video

Enrique Iglesias, who appears to have not aged at all since Desperado, has released a new single about being a sex addict. Or about performing cunnilingus with a fair degree of competence. Or about butts. Or about the phenomenon of sitting down and having butts shaken against one's nose. Or about having pool parties… » 2/02/14 5:00pm 2/02/14 5:00pm

Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Island of Misfit Butts

Not content with dominating the airwaves separately with their inane-but-catchy music, Flo Rida and Pitbull have teamed up and released a video for their new song, "Can't Believe It." If you thought this tune would be about how they can't believe how lucky they are to be famous or they can't believe that world peace… » 7/29/13 2:30pm 7/29/13 2:30pm

Kanye West's Paparazzi Attack Is Elevated To Felony Attempted Robbery

Mild-mannered Great Neck accountant Kanye West uncharacteristically lost his temper and wrestled a paparazzo outside LAX to the ground after the dude asked 'Ye to talk to him at around 2 in the afternoon yesterday. Late last night, it was announced that the guy was pressing charges — cops decided that he did incur… » 7/20/13 11:30am 7/20/13 11:30am

One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot

If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his… » 6/24/13 7:45pm 6/24/13 7:45pm

The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder

NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm… » 12/10/12 9:00am 12/10/12 9:00am

No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native…

Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has just pulled the cowboys-and-Indian-themed video for their second single "Looking Hot" after YouTube commenters informed… » 11/05/12 9:00am 11/05/12 9:00am

In Assholic Move, Russell Brand Forces Wardrobe Girl to Show Him Her…

In a case of movie title imitating life, Russell Brand's facial hair refused to begin filming Eric Idle's new musical What About Dick? until he convinced a wardrobe assistant to flash him. He actually delayed production for two hours, haranguing her the entire time. A source said: » 8/03/12 9:00am 8/03/12 9:00am

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Dear Governor Palin: Why So Afraid Of The Fourth Estate?

Hey, Sarah, what's up? No, it's cool, you can talk to me. Remember? You're a hockey mom! Only lipstick separates you from a pitbull! You're sassy, you're brassy, you're utterly convinced you're ready to lead this country! You don't hesitate or blink » 9/23/08 4:00pm 9/23/08 4:00pm! So, why are you ?I mean, I know we can be sort of mean. First there…

B-List Stars Wear B-Plus Duds At Wango Tango

The KIIS FM Wango Tango show took place in Southern California on Saturday with acts like Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, Danity Kane and The Jonas Brothers. Walking the red carpet were B-Listers Kim Kardashian, Shar Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and, um, Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, is she A-list anymore? Concerts are not formal… » 5/12/08 10:30am 5/12/08 10:30am