Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest

Dodai — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:20:00 EDT

In the clip at left, Craig Ferguson and Matthew McConaughey do what guys do: Try to one up each other as they talk about size…

…vehicle size, that is. (McConaughey's got Airstream trailers: a "28-footer" and a "35-footer.") Things quickly escalate, and they next thing you know, Ford trucks, airplanes, blenders and Iron Chef are involved.

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

Tracie — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:00:00 EDT

After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine and water and then assumed the male pee position. Above, a video of our urinary escapade, made with love by Alex Goldberg, and after the jump, stills from the session.

We put the Shenises in our pants and pretended to be male porn stars.

This shot sorta sums up our afternoon filming: Shenis, alcohol, makeup.

Earlier: Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet

Jezebel: pissing contest

Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up