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    Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest

    The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up
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    Image of Kabukistar Kabukistar
    05/09/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    In the above post, Jezebel writers do what Jezebel writers do: treat stereotypes about men as though they were unquestionably true.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/09/09

    @Kabukistar: You reckon? Cos from where I'm reading, they were actually making light of a steretype. But, you know, maybe it's a fallopian thing.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Oh, what I wouldn't give to be the meat in a Craig/Matt sandwich.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    So what's worse ladies? Jalopnik or Deadspin?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/08/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Why, Meatspin, of course!
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: I read both, so I'm the worst.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/09/09

    @FuzzyPussycow: Urgh, that site is worse than blasphemy!
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    GRRRRaig Ferrrrrrrrrrguson. I just have to growl it cause that's some fine Scottish man right there. Funny is so sexy, especially with an accent.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Apparently size matters when it comes to Airstream trailers.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Do you get the feeling Jezzie is just trying to stir the pot a bit by crossposting to Jalopnik a whole bunch today? I'm not sure how we're expected to respond to that one. Do you want us to come stampeding in like hooligans, with cries of "Hello, ladies! How YOU doin'?"


    Perhaps references to "showing you our trailers"?


    Look! They mentioned vehicles! Jalopnik will know all about those!


    Okay, I'll play along. "Hello, ladies! How YOU doin'?"

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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/08/09

    @Deartháir: It's probably best to get back to the post.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/08/09

    @Deartháir: Howdy, boys. Tell us about your dipsticks. That sort of thing? Well, Deartháir, how you doin?
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    Image of clinto clinto
    05/08/09

    @Deartháir: I don't think thid is going to work.
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/08/09

    @hortense: Shouldn't you be the ones getting back to the post?
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/08/09

    @A strolling player: She's the comment moderator. It's her job to tell you what to do.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/08/09

    @hortense: Well, first attempt at posting this was eaten by the server hamsters, (ours is called "Nibbles"... what's yours called?) so let's try again.


    Every guy has "that friend", who insists on one-upping you at every opportunity. You tell him your new car has 350 horsepower, his has 450. You tell him you drank 12 beers last night, he drank 20.


    I've been out on a few "Girls' Nights Out" now (still not sure if that's a compliment or not), which is a fascinating experience for a guy to be a part of. I have yet to see the female equivalent. Is it out there? Does it exist? I'm having a very hard time imagining the female equivalent of a "pissing match".


    (Not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.)

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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/08/09

    @kelsium: Oooh, she's like a girl Pete Gaines! I've always wanted one of those!
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/08/09

    @A strolling player: The question is, is hortense as bald and sexy as Pete is?


    @Penelope Lane: That I have seen, never really made the "pissing match" connection there, but I think you're right, that is a feminine equivalent. When I think about it, though, I suppose an even closer analogy exists... women just tend to be more subtle about it. "Why Anna, I love your new bag?" "What? This old thing? It's nothing, my husband picked it up for me at Louis Vuitton. He spent FAR too much on it."


    Sorry, I know that sounds stereotypical, but when talking about catty superficiality, it's hard to avoid stereotypes, either male or female.

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    @Deartháir: Ha, you have one star? I have 2.





    (I'm from Toronto)
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/08/09

    @Deartháir: One can dream. She should start off with a real people name!
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    05/09/09

    @A strolling player: It is her name. How much more real can you get than that?
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    05/09/09

    @.threefiveseven: @Deartháir: Oh, really, what's your comment moderator version? 'cause our comment moderator is a series 5.1 pro-series unreleased version, signature version. She can moderate at least 250 comments a minute. The CIA uses her. :P
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/09/09

    @notheretomakefriends: His Moderator-fu is great.

    [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/09/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Well then she should get a cooler name, like "Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith" or "Pete Gaines".
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    05/09/09

    @.threefiveseven: indeed :) How you doin'?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/09/09

    @Deartháir: Sorry to be late to the thread, Deartháir, but I just found this ad and had to post it in response to your question.

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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Oh god I love Craig Ferguson. He is such a good interviewer.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Look at that hot-ass sexy wicked funny man! It's like McConaughey isn't even there.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    05/08/09

    In reply to Planes, Blenders & Automobiles: Matt & Craig's Pissing Contest
    Oh, Craig. How I love you.
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