Your Most Embarrassing Holiday Party Stories

It's office holiday party season and you know what that means—spending precious post-work hours with a bunch of people who you'd never elect to spend your time with and trying to walk the fine line between drunk enough to make your coworkers bearable and so drunk that you end up horrifying your boss. Of course,… » 12/12/14 5:30pm 12/12/14 5:30pm

Tell Us Your Thanksgiving Horror Stories

It's Thanksgiving evening, which means you're probably about to fall into a tryptophan coma, fight with your Republican relatives or—if you're anything like me— eat a store-bought turkey sandwich while drinking and watching Netflix alone in your apartment. But first let's share our best Thanksgiving horror stories! » 11/27/14 6:10pm 11/27/14 6:10pm

Tell Us About Your Biggest Relationship Deal-Breaker

Pissing Contest is back and this time we're exploring the moments in your life when someone—be it a crush or significant other—did something so egregious and embarrassing that you never could imagine being aroused by them again. These are your relationship last straws and ultimate boner killers. » 11/21/14 6:50pm 11/21/14 6:50pm

That Time You Got Really, Really Lucky

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid… » 7/18/14 5:15pm 7/18/14 5:15pm

The Weirdest Way You've Been Hit On

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend (or, in this case, national holiday). Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the… » 7/03/14 1:20pm 7/03/14 1:20pm