Chicken Nuggets Are Half Meat, Half Nerves, Bones, and Blood Vessels

Unless you're like 10,000 years into some sort of hardcore Rip Van Winkle situation, you've GOT to be aware of the fact, by now, that your food is fucking gross. There is simply no way to keep bugs and feces and gasoline and donkey-skin and ghosts out of the stuff we eat, so if you want to have a shred of a chance at… » 10/07/13 12:30pm 10/07/13 12:30pm

Like Ice Cream? Then You'll Love These Delicious Beaver Anal Glands

Deep down, we all know that there are, shall we say, unsavory ingredients in many of the foods we so love to eat. (I am looking at you, Mr. McRib). But these past few weeks have been kind to our ability to maintain the illusion that what we eat is not filled with hair and bugs and spare animal parts. First, there was… » 3/29/12 9:15pm 3/29/12 9:15pm

Pink Slime Manufacturer Goes Slithering Down the Tubes

Remember pink slime? That disgusting neon tube of "beef" that it turns out was in all of our Big Macs and cafeteria burgers and other ground beef? Well, thank goodness, it's fast becoming a thing of the past. After McDonald's and other fast food places banned it from their burgers and then the USDA decided schools… » 3/26/12 9:45pm 3/26/12 9:45pm