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    Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    HEY-OHHH!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    So which is the Ping and who is the Pong? See I am thinking Clooney must be the Pong.
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    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    03/17/09

    @sybann: Ha! In the UK, "pong" means a bad odor. And I always thought there was something over-cologned about George.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    03/17/09

    @ragincajun67: I completely forgot about that - heeee. He does look like too much Old Spice every once in awhile.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    Hehehehe...you said "so hard right now"
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/17/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: THAT is what got me.
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    Image of merv merv
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    Susan Sarandon Masturbated To For Old Time's Sake @ The Onion


    [www.theonion.com]

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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    I call doubles - Flight of the Concords vs Clooney/Norton!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    I read this as being about JIM Norton and I was REALLY confused.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    If this is some kind of retaliation to Gwyneth's gym for the mega-rich, then I applaud it, and love the idea. I wonder if they have team pinneys?
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    Image of ragincajun67 ragincajun67
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    So are we supposed to be making Clooney/Norton/balls jokes? Because my mind immediately went in the bouncing spheres/Susan Sarandon direction.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/17/09

    @ragincajun67: Not sure. Do you have a penis?
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    Image of AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic: Hey now, don't leave out those of us females with an appreciation for the ladies =)
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/17/09

    @AvocadoGills is flattered to have 0.90 stars!: I was joking ;-)
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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    03/17/09

    @AvocadoGills is flattered to have 0.90 stars!: I appreciate the glory that is Susan Sarandon.
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    Image of AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic: I figured ;-)
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    I'm too much of a spazz to play ping pong.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/17/09

    @morninggloria: Same. Or pool. Or water polo.


    Anything involving symmetrical balls, really.


    My sport is leg wrestling.

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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    03/17/09

    @morninggloria: I will make. a. suckah. cry. at ping pong.


    Forrest Gump has nada on T. Crude. NADA.

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    Image of merv merv
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic: even beer pong can prove to be too much for me.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic: I never played paddle sports as a child, and thus, I suck.
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    Image of AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    Am I missing the double entendre? I mean, I could talk for hours about "hitting" "balls" with "paddles," but I'm not sure if that's what you're referring to...
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    03/17/09

    @AvocadoGills is flattered to have 0.90 stars!: Closet ping-pong players? c'mon, that's racy!
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    Image of AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn AvocadoGills: purveyor of kinky fish porn
    03/17/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: So... they "hit" each others' "balls" with "paddles?" Usually I'm the queen of innuendo but I think this morning's exam temporarily mellowed me out. Ha, I love how I'm making excuses for being less perverted than usual.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    Also Mose Schrute. And Winona Ryder.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    03/17/09

    @peperony and chease: I think those two should date.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    03/17/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: That's like my #3 dream threesome.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    There's a fire in Georgie's heart, and Eddie fans it.


    Ain't no shame.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic:

    Back when it all began,

    I was a regular ping pong fan,

    but it was over when the boys had a plan,

    to start hitting balls with another man......
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    03/17/09

    @Penny Plastic: There's a liiiiiiiine in the middle of the ping pong table. There's a li-i-i-i-i-iiiiiine and they'll make it over if they're ableeeee.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    This just reminds me of the episode of The Office where Pam and Kelly try to have a killer Ping Pong match, and neither one can return a serve.
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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    03/17/09

    @saintbernadette: Hey hey you you I don't like your boyfriend. Cuz cuz cuz cuz cuz he sucks at ping pong.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    I used to be really good at ping pong. I played with my grandpa during the summer and I would whoop. the. shit. our of my dear old g-pa on his houseboat.


    But then I had to stop because one of the ping pong balls had a face to face meeting with my grandma. I still have a bald spot where she pulled, if you're curious.

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    Image of water baby water baby
    03/17/09

    @TexasCrude has Jill Fever!: I just read that whole thing as a double entendre and man, was it awkward.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    03/17/09

    @water baby: Wh...it's a double entendre? They're not really talking about the game ping pong?


    Holy Shania Twain, I'm filthy.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    03/17/09

    In reply to Fighting The Double-Entendre So Hard Right Now
    OH GOD. What I wouldn't pay to see Clooney and Norton "play ping-pong".
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