Don't Pinch Me: A St. Patrick's Day Manifesto

There are many reasons why I hate St. Patrick's Day: I can't stand parades (I always get trapped in them by accident), organized day-drinking bugs me — I'm an adult, I can get drunk during the day whenever I want — and green isn't my color. But my biggest issue with St. Patty's (oh, and I also hate when people call it… » 3/16/12 6:30pm 3/16/12 6:30pm