I can provide anecdotal evidence to back up the driving in the snow poll. Trucks blow past me on a regular basis. I feel like I should have a sign on my car:"I'm sorry, I'm from Vancouver".
@girlarchaeologist: Ugh! I hate when they do that! I have come THISCLOSE to dying on the Pattullo at least a dozen times by trucks that are determined to drive in the inside lane (trucks that are a bazillion times bigger than my little Toyota.)
But at least the snow isn't usually a huge problem here (except last year!)
Advance doesn't matter. If your book sells over the advance, then you're paid royalties for the overage.
However, for the normal author, if your book doesn't make the advance you're in trouble. Usually, it means you'll never publish again and your name is mud. However, some authors have been asked to pay back the advance. Sarah Palin? Not a chance.
A large advance that the sales don't meet just means that Palin cost her publishing company more money than any publishing company can afford to lose. Because of her, (depending on the company), a few thousand hopeful new authors, and a few thousand more established authors, won't see their books published this year, or ever. In publishing, it's never a bad thing to offer or take a smaller advance if your book is going to sell well. Unless you're JK Rowling, you don't take the large advance.
@BytheSea: The majority of these 'big' advances don't earn out, and I've never heard of anyone being asked to 'return' their advance. If you have names and/or links to articles, I'd like to see them, because even liars like James Frey and plagarists like a particular young YA author and others have kept their large paycheck.
Like you, I find the fact these obscene advances go to celebrities or public figures who, ironically, don't write their own books anyway. The publishing industry is whining 'recession' and good writers with fabulous books can't make a living, yet they can still manage to drum up millions for ex-porn stars or beauty pagaent queens. Then they blame the midlist author for their financial ruin - really?
@conspicuouschick: I've never heard of anyone being asked to 'return' their advance
I heard stories from agents and editors who were guest speakers at my grad school. They couldn't name names. They said it was rare, but has happened when the publishers banked big on something like a memoir that turned out to be fake and the public actually cared (as opposed to the discredited memoirs people still buy).
Also, some prolific mystery author (bitterest man on the planet) who came to speak also told a story of a author with pathological narcissism issues who could tell a good summery and get a good advance up front before he wrote the book, but never delivered. He was sued after he promised too many unwritten books. But again, rare case.
Anyway, publishers are desperate for the next JK to save their business but it's the midlist that's their bread and butter. But they routinely screw them over on their third or fourth book if they don't continue to outsell themselves. No one can keep that up. It's like asking a pro athelete to get a better and better average every year - even the best have good years and bad years. But a lot of midlisters get dropped after a few books b/c they don't turn into runaway hits.
And now you know why the UK has around a 6% rape conviction rate on a good year...the police only worry about doing something wrong when it might affect a man, not when it might traumatise or endanger a woman.
Slow down in bad weather? I can't count the number of times I"ve had some jackass blow by me doing 140 on the 401 in near-whiteout conditions. It's seriously making me want to start up my own specialized line of bumper stickers, which includes the classic "90% Of Doctors Say Your Penis Won't Shrink If You Use Your Turn Signal" and "You're Driving A Buick Not Eight Tiny Reindeer In This Blizzard, Genius, So Slow The F**k Down."
@lucylooo: Heh. Over here on the Wet Coast, we have the opposite problem. The entire f*cking city STOPS if there is a cm of snow on the ground. Last Christmas, we had skytrains derailing because we don't build anything for snow.
I'd be curious to know if they actually sampled all of Canada... because if they did, I'm fairly sure that the 14% that do slow down in snow are all over here.
@JoStockton: Last year I found out that Surrey only has 3 plows. 3!!! But it's because (apparently) we don't get as much snow as we did last year.
But srsly, where is the Plow King when you need him?
@curiousgeorgiana: Yes. Clinton is so much more articulate. Her education shows. I think it's unfortunate that, when her book came out, people used her husband's affairs against her. As if it were somehow her own fault, and thus she wasn't worthy of telling a memoir.
I like that raising the chance of having a girl is known as a "side effect". Really no one would ever know they are having a girl vs. boy because of medication.
God, stories about people who don't know they're pregnant until they give birth terrify me! I mean, they made a whole tv series about it so it could happen to me.
@MargaretMoony: Right? As if I wasn't already paranoid enough (says the girl who took a pregnancy test when she was still a virgin)? And then on top of not wanting to be pregnant and unaware, I also start worrying about deforming it with all the wine I drink. Poor little phantom baby.
@Sarah Dove: Ooooh, that actually just happened to the wife of a professor at my school. There was a tear in her uterus and the fetus floated into her intestines.
@MargaretMoony: Level of my maturity: I instantly thought AARGH POO BABY.
I'm guessing she lost the pregnancy? Will she be okay? What a rotten thing to happen.
The Sacred Heart assault case is interesting. I saw an AP piece on it where they had assumed it was a gang rape and then had to re-edit when the found out what they are actually accused of is fondly her against her will while she had consensual sex with someone else.
I'm kind of impressed the woman pressed charges, I think a lot of women would have felt they couldn't because there was no non-consensual penetration.
I am so glad to hear that Craigslist did something. The site can be full of shits sometimes, but good on you, people who run it, for doing your part to help.
Girls in the biz do prefer to work for other women, but the exploitation doesn't change much. Maybe less beatings, but not necessarily. I knew one female-version-of-a-hustler and she would drag you down the stairs by your hair if you fucked around.
I had been trying to talk to my little sister (she's 16) about things like this, because she (and her friends) definitely like to play up the "sexy internet girl" thing. I had been friends with them on Myspace, but I couldn't believe the things they would post and say. They would post bulletins about how they were all going to take a bath together, and post mock lesbian pictures, and things that, at 24, I wouldn't even be able to say. And I'm a huge, unabashed pervert.
I wish there was a way for MySpace and Facebook to enforce any sort of security measures for people, but it really comes down to your own settings, and so many younger people don't think they need to worry about stuff like that.
@sassy wants her own tenth Doctor: I think for some teenage girls it's a danger fix, an adrenaline rush. Better if they got it by surfing or riding a fast horse, mind.
@bowleserised: It seems like they just want to be older and fun like Paris Hilton. I've heard them say that they "wish they were 25 so they could have fun." Where does the fun come? I'm almost there and I just see a lot of bills and boring stuff.
Is this whole sexy-pictures thing new? Or did it come into play with the advent of the internet? When I was in high school in the 90's, we were total prudes.
I think we took one roll of film in these totally campy teddies we bought from Frederick's as a joke.We never showed the photos to anyone. I would have died if anyone had seen them.
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But at least the snow isn't usually a huge problem here (except last year!)
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However, for the normal author, if your book doesn't make the advance you're in trouble. Usually, it means you'll never publish again and your name is mud. However, some authors have been asked to pay back the advance. Sarah Palin? Not a chance.
A large advance that the sales don't meet just means that Palin cost her publishing company more money than any publishing company can afford to lose. Because of her, (depending on the company), a few thousand hopeful new authors, and a few thousand more established authors, won't see their books published this year, or ever. In publishing, it's never a bad thing to offer or take a smaller advance if your book is going to sell well. Unless you're JK Rowling, you don't take the large advance.
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Like you, I find the fact these obscene advances go to celebrities or public figures who, ironically, don't write their own books anyway. The publishing industry is whining 'recession' and good writers with fabulous books can't make a living, yet they can still manage to drum up millions for ex-porn stars or beauty pagaent queens. Then they blame the midlist author for their financial ruin - really?
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I heard stories from agents and editors who were guest speakers at my grad school. They couldn't name names. They said it was rare, but has happened when the publishers banked big on something like a memoir that turned out to be fake and the public actually cared (as opposed to the discredited memoirs people still buy).
Also, some prolific mystery author (bitterest man on the planet) who came to speak also told a story of a author with pathological narcissism issues who could tell a good summery and get a good advance up front before he wrote the book, but never delivered. He was sued after he promised too many unwritten books. But again, rare case.
Anyway, publishers are desperate for the next JK to save their business but it's the midlist that's their bread and butter. But they routinely screw them over on their third or fourth book if they don't continue to outsell themselves. No one can keep that up. It's like asking a pro athelete to get a better and better average every year - even the best have good years and bad years. But a lot of midlisters get dropped after a few books b/c they don't turn into runaway hits.
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I'd be curious to know if they actually sampled all of Canada... because if they did, I'm fairly sure that the 14% that do slow down in snow are all over here.
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But srsly, where is the Plow King when you need him?
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PM-ed you, btw.
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I'm guessing she lost the pregnancy? Will she be okay? What a rotten thing to happen.
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I'm kind of impressed the woman pressed charges, I think a lot of women would have felt they couldn't because there was no non-consensual penetration.
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I wish there was a way for MySpace and Facebook to enforce any sort of security measures for people, but it really comes down to your own settings, and so many younger people don't think they need to worry about stuff like that.
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But yeah, wait till they're at their quarter life crisis!
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I think we took one roll of film in these totally campy teddies we bought from Frederick's as a joke.We never showed the photos to anyone. I would have died if anyone had seen them.
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