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Get A "Sexier" Vagina For The Low, Low Cost Of $18,000!

Remember Dr. Matlock , aka Dr. Sex? He's the dude who pioneered the whole "designer vagina" thing, selling genital cosmetic surgery to women, telling them that it will make sex feel physically better. Barf. First of all, when I went to two different doctors to get consultations for vaginoplasty for the Pimp My Vadge series last year, I was told by one doctor that by having surgery down there, you run the risk of seriously damaging the nerve endings in your clit. Secondly, wouldn't making a vagina tighter make sex feel better for the man, not the woman? Lastly, $18,000 for this crap!? Seriously!? Listen to Dr. Matlock pat himself on the back in the clip above.
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7:00 PM on Wed Jul 9 2008
By Slut Machine
7,340 views, 185 comments

Latest by quityourlife: it was really hard for me to watch that clip and not want "vagina" to rhyme with "designer" "designer vaginer" more »

Pimp My Vadge You know how there's that stoopid trend in plastic surgery in which women try to "normalize" their labia by homogenizing them? (I went for my own consultations, once upon a time.) Well, we have Dr. David Matlock, aka Dr. Sex, to thank for that. He's the dude who's pioneered the whole thing, and also invented the G-Shot (that shot that's supposed to enlarge your g-spot to enhance sexual pleasure, but has no real research behind it). Anyway, in this profile on Dr. Matlock in the Times of London, we learn that he is now a multimillionaire, and he refers to his patients as "customers." At least he's honest. [Times]

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Experts Agree: Vaginoplasty Is Stupid, Unnecessary, & Dangerous

We sorta figured out on our own that unnecessary cosmetic surgery on your vagina is bad for you, but now a report from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is making it official. According to the report, there are no studies or scientific data supporting the efficacy of procedures such as "vaginal rejuvenation," "designer vaginoplasty," and "G-spot stimulation." Oh, and the report says that it's possible that someone could take a knife or syringe to you down there, but there's no real proof that they've changed anything for the better (or changed anything at all) because "standard medical nomenclature" is not used in regards to the procedure. Yikes! But what we found most troubling was this:
Also of concern are ethical issues associated with the marketing of these procedures and the national franchising in this field. Such a business model that controls the dissemination of scientific knowledge is troubling.
As you'll remember, we investigated this whole bullshit business of vaginoplasty a few months back. We showed our (very normal) labia to some doctors, who we found through an extensive print campaign advertising the performance of the procedure, and through a PR firm that the one of the doctors hired to get the word out there about vaginoplasty. More »

12:00 PM on Fri Aug 31 2007
By Slut Machine
12,879 views, 68 comments

Latest by n/a: If the guy you are with doesn't like the way your vagina looks and wants you to go under the knife to "fix" it, you really ought to dump the mother-fucker. Women could bury the vaginoplasty industry if they more »

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Pimp My Vadge: The Pornographer's Opinion


Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted something called "labiaplasty" in their copy as well — and it didn't take master Sudoku skills to figure out what that meant. For the third — and for now last — installment of our "Pimp My Vadge" series, Slut Machine (link NSFW) visited with a pornographer acquaintance to get his take on the whole designer vagina phenomenon... as well as her own privates. Click play to hear the audio from her visit, then read her reactions after the jump. More »

11:09 AM on Fri Jun 8 2007
By Anna
16,214 views, 11 comments

Latest by LipstickLibrarian: @girlinterrupted: The Dented Clam. LOVE IT. more »

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Pimp My Vadge: A Woman's Opinion


Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted something called "labiaplasty" in their copy as well — and it didn't take master Sudoku skills to figure out what that meant. For the second installment of our "Pimp My Vadge" series, we sent our friend Slut Machine (link NSFW) undercover to get a different opinion — a woman's, that is — about about the relative "merits" of her vagina. Click play to hear the audio from her visit, then read her reactions after the jump. More »

11:38 AM on Thu May 31 2007
By Anna
11,700 views, 9 comments

Latest by monaflambe: Perhaps if one would stop, uh, stretching that area, it would shrink back a bit? Just axin'. more »

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Pimp My Vadge


Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted something called "labiaplasty" in their copy as well — and it didn't take master Sudoku skills to figure out what that meant. Curious as to what a male vagina doctor would say to a woman who had heretofore absolutely no — and we mean nooo! — problem with her genitals, we sent our friend Slut Machine (NSFW!) to get prone and ask that suddenly -pressing question: "Is my vagina not pretty?" More »

5:07 PM on Mon May 21 2007
By Anna
14,142 views, 38 comments

Latest by n/a: Oh, and plastic surgeons didn't invent this surgery to make women paranoid. It was very likely patient demand. My girlfriend asked about it years before it existed. more »