Like A Virgin

A 30-year-old woman from Moscow has been asked to stop requesting surgery to restore her virginity after her sixth such operation—an annual present to her husband—nearly killed her. [Mirror] » 6/19/09 9:40am 6/19/09 9:40am

Vaginal Rejuvenation Doctor "Knows" Kegels Don't Work

Dr. David Matlock, the guy who pioneered the vaginal rejuvenation "industry," was on The View » 7/24/08 3:20pm 7/24/08 3:20pm this morning to discuss his trade—and hit up his demo. He mentioned that women tell him what they want done by telling him how old they want their vaginas to feel, after which he made a pretty gross joke about women wanting…

Get A "Sexier" Vagina For The Low, Low Cost Of $18,000!

Remember Dr. Matlock , aka Dr. Sex? He's the dude who pioneered the whole "designer vagina" thing, selling genital cosmetic surgery to women, telling them that it will make sex feel physically better. Barf. First of all, when I went to two different doctors to get consultations for vaginoplasty for the Pimp My Vadge » 7/09/08 7:00pm 7/09/08 7:00pm

Pimp My Vadge

You know how there's that stoopid trend in plastic surgery in which women try to "normalize" their labia by homogenizing them? (I went for my own consultations, once upon a time.) Well, we have Dr. David Matlock, aka Dr. Sex, to thank for that. He's the dude who's pioneered the whole thing, and also invented the… » 6/30/08 4:20pm 6/30/08 4:20pm

Experts Agree: Vaginoplasty Is Stupid, Unnecessary, & Dangerous

We sorta figured out on our own that unnecessary cosmetic surgery on your vagina is bad for you, but now a report from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is making it official. According to the report, there are no studies or scientific data supporting the efficacy of procedures such as "vaginal… » 8/31/07 12:00pm 8/31/07 12:00pm

Pimp My Vadge: The Pornographer's Opinion



Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted… » 6/08/07 11:09am 6/08/07 11:09am

Pimp My Vadge: A Woman's Opinion


Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted… » 5/31/07 11:38am 5/31/07 11:38am

Pimp My Vadge



Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted… » 5/21/07 5:07pm 5/21/07 5:07pm