Disembodied human parts freak me out. Do you have any idea how long it took me to muster up the courage to get a vibrator that actually looked like a cock?
I can't use or understand those for the life of me. I mean, let's face it, their looks are their strong point. Any possible appeal is negated by the creepiness.
@Katxyz: I have a vibrator that is shaped like a cock (veins, head and all!) but is made of translucent purple jelly plastic. If it were flesh coloured, it might be a bit too weird.
It is goofy looking, but purple is my favorite colour. I don't need it to arouse me, I just need it to finish me off. It does the trick.
@Your Screenplay Sucks: !!!! Luca Brasi may sleep with the fishes, but I want to sleep with the horse head. I'm sure my cat will be jealous. His new name will be Fredo.
@Your Screenplay Sucks: I have that pillow! I got it for Christmas a few years ago. It is the piece de resistance of my decor. The only problem is, I lost the little felt circle that represent his severed spinal cord a long time ago...:(
@Your Screenplay Sucks: You know what? Forget my friends. I'm going to use these as warnings. First one goes in my boss's desk. #2 goes to that bitch next door who keeps running over my grass with her car. #3 is a special delivery to the next "Crap Column from a Dude" winner.
@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: my cat would sit just out of reach of it. close enough to be pet if needed, but far enough away that she can easily escape any unwanted advances such as head scratching. my cat's an antisocial bitch, just like her mommy.
@morninggloria: Hey, they know who buys their kibble.
Actually, my oldest was a favorite of a woman who worked at the shelter. The woman, who was black, suggested my cat and I would get along because she (my cat) preferred "that brown skin". It's been a good relationship, so my cat may be racist. And my other cat is a black cat. I should get a white cat and see if they shun it.
@andromache hugs trees: My cat doesn't like to be pet unless she is laying down OR you are sitting on the toilet. She loves being pet by people on the toilet. It's sort of embarrassing when I have guests over and the cat stands outside of the bathroom yowling if they lock her out.
@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: Haha, that's funny. My cat, in addition to her aforementioned weirdness, didn't really like my ex boyfriend, who was black. She didn't mind black women, just didn't like teh black mens.
@BrutallyHonestBabes: I've been doing such a good job doing my biological duties, what with all the cock taking and impregnating... and I HAVENT EVEN BEEN TRYING!
@BrutallyHonestBabes: This means she's not a dirty, STD-infested slutwhoresluttyslut. You can rest easy knowing that she is not going to give you the herp.
@Khrushchev: Whenever I see those commercials, I can't help myself. I yell "It's a robe!! A backwards robe!!" at the TV. Thankfully, my children are young enough to be amused by this.
@ellaesther: Everyone in the universe should be young enough to be amused by that. The moment when that family, the lone 3 in arm-blankets on the bleachers, gives each other high-fives is probably one of the top 5 greatest things I've ever seen on television.
Do they have the boob version? Because I'm getting my boyfriend one, so he leaves mine alone when he wants to take a nap. Nothing as painful as someone's head directly on your sternum bone.
@morninggloria: I might get jealous if my bf had a boob pillow. "He used to constantly fondle ME!"
Although, I doubt that a boob pillow would flash him when he's playing Call of Duty online, in order to get his character killed. You can't pay for that kind of devotion.
@morninggloria: Didn't one of The Girls Next Door make a chocolate replica of her boobs for Hef. Granted, your boyfriend will arise not only well rested but covered in chocolate. Ultimately, it's a small sacrifice to make.
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Normally I don't mind, but when he tries to turn over and take it with him- that kinda hurts.
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I can't use or understand those for the life of me. I mean, let's face it, their looks are their strong point. Any possible appeal is negated by the creepiness.
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It is goofy looking, but purple is my favorite colour. I don't need it to arouse me, I just need it to finish me off. It does the trick.
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Actually, my oldest was a favorite of a woman who worked at the shelter. The woman, who was black, suggested my cat and I would get along because she (my cat) preferred "that brown skin". It's been a good relationship, so my cat may be racist. And my other cat is a black cat. I should get a white cat and see if they shun it.
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Although, I doubt that a boob pillow would flash him when he's playing Call of Duty online, in order to get his character killed. You can't pay for that kind of devotion.
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