Christ, Piers Morgan: Janet Mock Was Never a Boy (And Neither Was I)
Piers Morgan asked Janet Mock back onto his show to explain why she and the transgender community have been so incensed by the packaging of his interview with the trans activist and author. Unfortunately, rather than listen to Mock, Morgan continued to assert that he should be free from criticism because he has…
Rachel Jeantel Remembers Trayvon in Heartbreaking Interview
Rachel Jeantel, Trayvon Martin's friend and the prosecution's star witness, sat down with Piers Morgan to talk about her buddy. The interview is both lovely and painful — she's such an authentic, brave teenage girl, and it sounds like Travyon was a great kid.
Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future…
Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine Cover
Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez…
Lindsay Lohan Might Have Stolen Elizabeth Taylor's Treasured Magic Bracelet of Friendship
If this item is true, my mouth is going to turn into a perfectly cylindrical firehose of barf and not stop super-soaking everything I behold until approximately 2018 (or I die of a Vitamin Barf deficiency—whichever comes first). Apparently, during the filming of Liz & Dick, Lindsay Lohan made the acquaintance of …
Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched Her
As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of…
Rupert Everett Thinks That Piers Morgan Has an Oscar Wilde-Streak in Him
Rupert Everett, the handsome actor who says any old thing that pops into his follicular wonder of a head, has penned a memoir called Vanished Years that The Guardian's Decca Aitkenhead enjoyed so thoroughly that she would now like to "gallivant about town with [Everett] forever." Apparently, Everett doesn't hold much…
Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror
I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related…
Former Real World Star/Congressman Disgusted That Rape 'Being Used as Political Football'
Know what's horrible? Rape. Know what's even worse than rape? When Democrats point out that Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin's kooky views aren't that far from the GOP mainstream. Just ask Wisconsin Rep. Sean Duffy, who has finally shown us what happens Congressmen stop being polite and start getting real. The Real World:…
The Best of Robert Blake's Batshit Insane Interview With Piers Morgan
Did you know that Robert Blake is an intense individual who pitches movie ideas to Donald Duck for funding? Did you know that he can't afford to buy a hand job for a field mouse? Did you know that his nickname for Piers Morgan is "Charlie Potatoes"? All this and more was revealed when he sat down with Morgan last…
Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air
Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a…
Even The Dalai Lama Isn't Immune to Your Feminine Wiles
There are so many things to discuss with the Dalai Lama, but why not skip all that "important" spirituality/political stuff and cut straight to the point like Piers Morgan did when he asked the big question: "His Holiness, you ever want to get it wet?" True to his position the Dalai Lama answered that he's not drawn…
Bobbi Kristina Is Lovingly Haunted by the Ghost of Whitney Houston
Bobbi Kristina Brown told Oprah that the ghost of her dearly departed mom Whitney Houston visits her at the Atlanta mansion she's been living in since her mother's untimely death — which sounds like the synopsis for a zany Disney comedy. Dropping the borderline comforting/mildly depressing titbit during the talk show…
Mark Wahlberg Apologizes After Making an Incredibly Stupid Comment About 9/11
Mark Wahlberg has found himself in an mess of his own making. In an interview with Men's Journal, he spoke about how he was supposed to have been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Center on 9/11. Apparently he thinks that action stars have the same powers in real life as their characters do in the movies,…

