If you are an American woman, the chances you didn’t see Lenny Kravitz’s American dong fall out of his leather pants mid-squat are astronomically low. Regardless, I’ve embedded it above. But if you missed it, know that you need to pay better attention to current events.
Elaine Davidson, who has about 6,925 piercings, was wed in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Wednesday. Ms. Davidson was born in Brazil and is a former nurse who does not drink or use drugs. When she was examined by a Guinness World Record official in May 2000, she had 462 piercings, 192 of which were in her face.
One day — maybe when I turned 30? — my mother gave me diamond studs. "I don't want them anymore," she said. "But don't lose them." I tighten the screw-backed earrings often, out of anxiety. But something went wrong.
Nipples had quite a weekend! On Friday, the TSA announced it would be changing its policy regarding piercings following the uproar after a Texas woman complained she was told to remove her two nipple piercings in order to board a plane. In other nipple news, this one of the male variety, an advertisement for Wrestle…