Emma Thompson, left, and Pierce Brosnan, cast members in "The Love Punch," share a laugh before a press conference for the film on day 8 of the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival at the TIFF Bell Lightbox on Thursday, Sept. 12, 2013 in Toronto. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

The book that Alicia Silverstone read in the 9th grade that said "'Tis a far, far better thing doing stuff for other people" clearly had an effect on her; she's long been a vegan PETA supporter, and now she's adding breastfeeding advocacy to her repertoire.

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?),

[Thomas James Bond Crowne must have said something rather amusing to Carrie Bradshaw. Wait wait! Don't tell us. Something to do with sex, right? Isn't that always the way. Dapper man + smart woman = copulation jokes. On the set of I Don't Know How She Does It. New York, February 7. Image via Splash.]

• Sigourney Weaver on why James Cameron didn't get the Oscar for best director:

• Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio were seen deep in conversation at Hollywood hot spot Trousdale on Tuesday night.

• Sandra Bullock has allegedly decided to divorce Jesse James.

• Lindsay Lohan keeps saying she's hard at work on something, and now we may know what's been keeping her so busy: At Perez Hilton's birthday party this weekend, she debuted a new song called "Stuck."

• Kevin Smith says the way the media covered him being kicked off a Southwest flight was, "Pathetic. I was unfairly bounced and discriminated against, but they never bothered to tell that story. They just went with the easy fat jokes."

• Justin Timberlake's mom Lynn Harless calls Jessica Biel "one of us." She says:

• Blake Fielder-Civil says he and ex-wife of seven months Amy Winehouse are planning to remarry. "Amy's wearing the Tiffany ring I bought for her three years ago, again. We've been meeting up and talking about the old times," he says.

• Mariah Carey called Nick Cannon's radio show and pretended to be a woman who loves watching porn.

Last night's 67th Annual Golden Globes saw laughs, tears, surprises, disappointments, and lots of drinking. In this gallery, we compile how these moments played out among stars.

• Here's the thing about Courtney Love losing custody of her daughter: Frances Bean Cobain wants to live with her grandmother.

• Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.

[Malibu, November 29. Image via x17.]

• Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:

• Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:

• Though Kate Gosselin filed for divorce from Jon on Monday, the filing does not contain custody information at this time. Will Kate ask for primary custody? How much time will Jon get? [Star Magazine]