You probably remember the Great Jezebel War of ‘10 over that most searing of questions: Pie or cake? (Please, no bloodshed.) Well, half a decade later, America will finally have an eatery devoted to that immortal dilemma. Glory be!
I'm not saying we have to be sworn enemies. But as yet another cake-pie hybrid lands in our inbox, I feel it's my duty to inform all you dessert Utopians that...it's the League of Nations of desserts.
Neither vagina, ass nor diaphragm, this is, in fact, a cake model of a bronze sculpture called "Pear Tree." No word on whether said sculpture resembles the aforementioned items (or a bedpan, even). Any locals care to weigh in?
And that's that. For all of the years, the tears, and the laughter, the war of Pie Vs. Cake today comes to an end, with Cake waving the white flag. But Pie's win is not without controversy!
Butler/Duke who? NCAA wha? Today's real championship is about one pie, one cake, and the final battle to bring closure to an endless war. It all comes down to this. And there can only be one.
As we near the final moments of Pie/Cake championship, wherein one dessert shall be granted glory, we've asked the biggest cheerleaders to step forward in a personal appeal for their respective favorites. Intern Maura's making the case for Cake.
As we near the final moments of Pie vs. Cake championship, wherein one dessert shall be granted glory, we've asked the team cheerleaders to step forward in a personal appeal for their respective favorites. Sadie's making the case for Pie.
The last round of voting really came down to the wire, with both Cake Conference winners claiming victory by a hair. In both cases, we had upsets — making today's conference championship even more exciting.
32 desserts, each with a story. Talent. Skill. Dedication. Drive. All for a shot at greatness. Hearts were broken; dreams, shattered. And from the wreckage, a champion will emerge.
How do you feel about intensity? As in, can you handle it? Because today all eight warriors are on the court, and the entire Final Four will be decided here and now. No mercy for the weak!
The latest: Wedding Cake lost at the blood-red hands of Red Velvet; Key Lime Pie, meanwhile, took down beloved Blueberry. But! It's the last day of the Sweet Sixteen and for the Elite Eight, every vote counts.
No surprises in the Pie Conference: Boston Cream got, uh, creamed by heavy-hitter Pumpkin. But the Cake Conference was a squeaker: German Chocolate just barely beat Coffee. But today's matchups are, ahem, no cakewalk (I'm on a roll here).
The latest matches ended on a brutal note: #1 seeds Apple Pie and Birthday Cake trounced the competition in their respective categories, guaranteeing them a slot in the Elite Eight. But there's more proud, tasty warriors vying for that honor.