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cand86
07/02/09

In reply to Men Like Megan Fox Better When All She Talks About Is Sex
I still don't get the hype over Megan- I don't find her that beautiful, and then adding in the things she says . . .

Anyways, when it comes to sound clips, I still have yet to find one that beats Rachel Ray's:

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allyzay
07/02/09

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i was just talking about this with someone who was talking about transformers -- i don't know a grown man who is particularly into her. i'm starting to think the megan fox hype myth machine is more women being paranoid that this is THE woman that all men are jizzing their pants over and talking a whole helluva lot about how hot she is, while guys are like "eh she's pretty, no angelina jolie tho, whatever." women are the only people i see going on about her, honestly! i think if ladies just ignored her, she'd drop off the face of the earth.
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Ionic
07/02/09

@allyzay: You may have a point there. I don't know a single guy that thinks she's hot. Then again, I don't know a single guy that reads Maxim or FHM either, so I might not be polling the right demographics.
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Jack_Burton
07/02/09

@allyzay: It's because SHE HAS A TOE-THUMB! Aaaaaaaagh!

She might have a tail too. This frightens boys.

{/sarc}

Disenvowelment in 5...4...3...
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whynotshesaid
07/02/09

@Ionic: Come to my work. My male coworkers LOVE HER.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
07/02/09

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This is why women have self hating "self-HELP" books. We are supposed to be comparing ourselves to "unattainabilty"* like this. (*not a word, I know)

Even she couldn't live up to the hype built up around her.

See Rita Hayworth for an example.
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Ionic
07/02/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: But I thought her allure was that she is somwhat attainable. As in "she's one of the guys, but sexy!"
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
07/02/09

@Ionic: Pppfffftttttt. Is that on the sound board?
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schlegs84
07/02/09

In reply to Men Like Megan Fox Better When All She Talks About Is Sex
Megan Fox turns me into an awkward zombie....

"Aaaaawwwwkkkkkwwaarrrrrdddd...."

The tricky part of awkward zombies is that you can't just kill the head, you have to attack the weighted, embarrassing silence.
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Syrax
07/02/09

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I'll professionally disagree. I like her best when she shuts her mouth. Her fake humility pisses me off. And she's not that different than the girls you see down the street everyday. I think she's the plastic surgery counterpart of the truly beautiful actress Barbara Mori:

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Porcelina
07/02/09

@Syrax: Wow. Barbara is one gorgeous woman. Without looking fake and plastic-y. What has she been in?
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Mafalda para Presidente
07/02/09

@Porcelina: She's been in a lot of soap operas in Mexico and a few films (of which I can't remember the names because I haven't seen them).
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Syrax
07/02/09

@Porcelina: The lower left photo is from the highly rated soap Rubí, a remake where she was the main character and the villain. Awesome telenovela. She's know in the USA for the movie La mujer de mi hermano, and she's working now in the Hindi movie Kites. Here's a more recent photo:

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BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
07/02/09

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My dream of a complement to the disemvowelment feature that would turn worst comments of the day into bizarre haiku-like innuendo has been crushed. (De-penestrate? Dis-Memberment?)
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Snowbunny
07/02/09

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OMG soo funneeee! They make her say things that are dirty and she is hotttt!

I would be much more inclined to have a sound board that says "People think I'm retarded or something" and "I wonder how Angelina Jolie feels knowing I'm going to be the next her"
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QoB
07/02/09

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The first opinion i heard about the taste of semen was "so salty you could spread it on chips!" (i.e.: fries).

I have never put salt on chips since, but oddly I'm ok with mayonnaise.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
07/02/09

@cpma282: Uh, how do you feel about Bacon-aise?
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morninggloria
07/02/09

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Grown men really do enjoy playing with Barbies.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
07/02/09

@morninggloria: I know my former wouldn't mind this one in particular.
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spunkay
07/02/09

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I haven't seen the 2nd Transformers, but I really enjoyed the first one. However, my eyeballs almost fall out every time because of the constant eye rolling I do over her acting and the "ZOMG hot giiiirl" focus.

Personally, I prefer the Bevis and Butthead soundboard that my roommate and I found during college. Procrastination in all its glory.
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nessalicious
07/02/09

@spunkay doesn't have a middle name: The Towelie soundboard is HOURS of fun.
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Eleanor Ramilly
07/02/09

@spunkay doesn't have a middle name: Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard FTW
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first man
07/02/09

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I saw this commercial yesterday where she was complaining that every day that she showed up on set for Terminator 2, she had to run. And it was SO HARD because she was like, always wearing miniskirts and heels and stuff.
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SkaHimself
07/02/09

@girlrobot:

Umm, she wasn't in Terminator 2.
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onestrawplz
07/02/09

@SkaHimself: Transformers, Terminator...same thing.
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Eleanor Ramilly
07/02/09

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I understand the "you're so big!" love, but something about claiming a man's semen tastes good seems a little silly. At that point you'd have to question the person's credibility.
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save jinger
07/02/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: I know this couple; the guy is borderline diabetic, and the girl said his jizz tastes like maple syrup.
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morninggloria
07/02/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: I have enjoyed the taste of the semen of one man, truthfully. The others have been courtesy swallows.
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femaledwightschrute
07/02/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: I got into a debate with my husband about the taste of his semen, which ended when I said, "How would you know?"
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Atomic Bowling
07/02/09

@femaledwightschrute: Whiiiiich makes me suddenly think of my guy friend who admitted to tasting his own. It was not something I needed to know about him... Although I strongly suspect lots of guys have secretly tasted their own out of curiosity...
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Eleanor Ramilly
07/02/09

@Atomic Bowling: ..which makes me think of Marilyn Manson's book.. which I read.. which I am only semi ashamed of.

@morninggloria: I will grant that sometimes it tastes better than others. Even with the same dude... but at it's best I've never sincerely exclaimed "ZOMG it tastes so good!"

@save jinger: I've heard that about pineapple. What a magical fruit.
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whynotshesaid
07/02/09

@Eleanor Ramilly: Sometimes it's good, particularly if the dude doesn't eat lots of meat and likes fruit.

Most of the time, though, it tastes like curdled milk that's been used as marinade for dirty sweat sock.
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save jinger
07/02/09

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That's what she said!
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Jack_Burton
01/06/09

In reply to Was Jeremy Piven Fired, Not Poisoned?
One thing for sure, you better think of a better excuse if you're going to snub someone like Mamet:

"I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
01/06/09

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I can't help but love him.
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