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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    really? is this conversation still going on? because, you know, there aren't so many more important things to be discussing.
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    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    This photo isn't retouched at all! Haven't you heard? Partial hip removal is the new weight-loss trend sweeping Hollywood!
    All the leading ladies are doing it!
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    Crabby Cakes was starred Crabby Cakes was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    There is absolutely, literally (literally!) no question about whether this image was altered-- it was. The question is, to what extent was it altered. Little things like blotchy skin, shadows, flyaways are always fixed. But a retoucher can obviously take it to that next step where body parts are slimmed, posture is changed, etc.
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    lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of dietgrrl dietgrrl
    11/20/09

    @lafleur: Ugh, she looks like a bobble head afterward. I much prefer the "frumpy" version that doesn't look like her body was left in the dryer too long.
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    lafleur promoted this comment dietgrrl was starred dietgrrl was unstarred
    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/20/09

    @lafleur: OH MY GOD that was disgusting! that guy is such a fucking asshole! how many times did he compare her to a gorilla? fucking barf.
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    lafleur promoted this comment PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    I completely agree with the photographer. Anyone who has worked in this industry can tell that the image has been worked on. It may not have been the final proof, but color corrections and contrast adjustments were made. It also seems that her eyes were whitened amongst other things. It's very easy to do a quick retouch when selecting the final product, which helps to give a better idea about the end result. This is probably what Demi got ahold of.
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    Edited by sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell at 11/20/09 5:24 PM sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of andromache andromache
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    honestly I wouldn't have noticed anything amiss if it hadn't been pointed out to me. it just looks like she's quite thin with narrow hips. but the most disturbing thing is her butchery of the English language. *shudder*
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    andromache was starred andromache was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    I have mixed feelings about this. Half of me is thinking, "Who cares?" Not, mind you, because photoshopping isn't a problem, but rather because calling Demi out on her photo seems tasteless and petty. The magazine's editorial staff and photographer should be held accountable, not the actress, in my opinion.

    On the other hand, I find it really annoying that Demi would claim that the photo is not re-touched. It comes across as paranoid and shallow--like when people have had obvious plastic surgery (cough, cough) and claim to the contrary. She's beautiful and having had help by re-touching or cosmetic procedures does not take away from that. I fail to see the point in lying.
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/20/09 4:20 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    Bitch, please! The shoulders-to-waist and shoulder-to-hips ratios aren't human.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    @FrannyR: There's something very wrong with her neck...
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/20/09

    @FrannyR: Also, one arm is noticeably longer than the other.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of theCrippleCricket theCrippleCricket
    11/20/09

    @femme-bot: If this isn't retouched though... aren't we all bodysnarking?

    I think the waist-hip-shoulder thing might be that she is really skinny and twisting her hips to one side while holding her shoulders/face directly forward. Does that make sense?
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    femme-bot promoted this comment theCrippleCricket was starred theCrippleCricket was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/20/09

    @BeckySharper: well her right shoulder is tilted downwards, which accounts for the longer arm..
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    rd2uk was starred rd2uk was unstarred
    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/20/09

    @BeckySharper: That could be because she is standing in counterpost, but they've fiddled around with the photo so much you can't see it. Normally in counterpost, the hip would stick out, but I think they've made her hips narrower
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    FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    @theCrippleCricket: It is retouched though. Is anyone honestly trying to make the argument that a picture on a cover of a magazine ISN'T airbrushed?
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/20/09

    @theCrippleCricket: There is absolutely no way that photo's not retouched.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Will this never end? #marisamiller
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip

    Just wanted to say ... nice "dress," Demi and W.
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    Edited by Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. at 11/11/09 3:40 PM Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/11/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Oh, how I miss that show. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. promoted this comment girlarchaeologist was starred girlarchaeologist was unstarred
    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/11/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Xena totes wore it better - WITH big strong hips. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    We imagine female members of the armed services would be among the many upon whom the charm of such a campaign is lost.

    Yes, thank you for articulating why I hate this campaign. For the campaign to be successful, you have to assume that everybody in the military is a straight man and all women were just waiting at home (in sexy clothes) for the men to return. Believe it or not, there are WWII veterans who also happen to be women.

    [www.history.army.mil] #marisamiller
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Why even get live humans to waste their time posing for these pictures anymore? Can't they just Google up some stock photos and cobble together a composite image?

    Why pretend that what we're looking at is representative of a human? She's already a very attractive person! Give it a rest!

    /responsible Photoshop user #marisamiller
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    hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    The top picture makes her look like a genie emerging from a bottle (not pictured). #marisamiller
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Betty Grable would not approve. #marisamiller
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    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist

    Ug. #marisamiller
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: Click for full gif-fy effect #marisamiller
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: The giffy is awesome. #marisamiller
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    HarpMadness was starred HarpMadness was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Those photos are just laughable. They've made her look like a plastic doll.

    The point, I'm sure. #marisamiller
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
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