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    Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist

    The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip

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    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Will this never end? #marisamiller
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip

    Just wanted to say ... nice "dress," Demi and W.
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    Edited by Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. at 11/11/09 3:40 PM Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/11/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Oh, how I miss that show. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. promoted this comment girlarchaeologist was starred girlarchaeologist was unstarred
    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/11/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Xena totes wore it better - WITH big strong hips. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    We imagine female members of the armed services would be among the many upon whom the charm of such a campaign is lost.

    Yes, thank you for articulating why I hate this campaign. For the campaign to be successful, you have to assume that everybody in the military is a straight man and all women were just waiting at home (in sexy clothes) for the men to return. Believe it or not, there are WWII veterans who also happen to be women.

    [www.history.army.mil] #marisamiller
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Why even get live humans to waste their time posing for these pictures anymore? Can't they just Google up some stock photos and cobble together a composite image?

    Why pretend that what we're looking at is representative of a human? She's already a very attractive person! Give it a rest!

    /responsible Photoshop user #marisamiller
     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    The top picture makes her look like a genie emerging from a bottle (not pictured). #marisamiller
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Betty Grable would not approve. #marisamiller
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist

    Ug. #marisamiller
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: Click for full gif-fy effect #marisamiller
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/11/09

    @lilbobbytables: The giffy is awesome. #marisamiller
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    HarpMadness was starred HarpMadness was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    Those photos are just laughable. They've made her look like a plastic doll.

    The point, I'm sure. #marisamiller
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/11/09

    In reply to Marisa Miller's Head Is Bigger Than Her Waist
    I kind of don't get why anyone bothers paying models anymore. Why not just use CGI? And for that matter, why should print models bother staying thin if they just whittle them down to required size after the fact? #marisamiller
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/11/09

    @J.D.Regent: right? This photo looks like CGI anyway so what was the point of actually paying her to pose? #marisamiller
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/11/09

    @J.D.Regent: "why should print models bother staying thin"

    So they can eventually get runway work, of course! At least until they develop photoshop for reality (besides plastic surgery, that is). #marisamiller
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I think your question of "what did they do to her hip?" is answered by the tagging of this entry #demimoorephotoshop
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    jemandtheholograms was starred jemandtheholograms was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I said she looked gaunt that day - and said it was not as redonk as the pic below (the fired toothpick RL model) - but I may have been hasty. When will they stop making women look unnatural? #demimoorephotoshop
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    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip

    Still looks better than next month's cover of Cate Blanchett. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! was starred Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/11/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: HA. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Steverino Begins was starred Steverino Begins was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    I'm more freaked out by her zombie eyes. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Or that her face is void of expression entirely? #demimoorephotoshop
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: That is total "Braaaaaaiiins!" face. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/11/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Yeah, that too. She's like a wind-up doll that's wound dowwwwnnnnnn.
    @Triana Orpheus: Hey! Maybe that explains the missing hip and the fact that she's a zombie? She was attacked by a zombie, who thought her brains were in her ass!
     Reply
    Edited by Diziet_Sma at 11/11/09 2:18 PM Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Why does W love this expression so much? Undeadface is the Sexyface of W. #demimoorephotoshop
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/11/09

    @Hana Maru: Didn't you know? Dead women are zexy! [jezebel.com] #demimoorephotoshop
     Reply
    Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of MissBuckyC MissBuckyC
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Yeah, whattup with all the Dead Snarking!? #demimoorephotoshop
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    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment MissBuckyC was starred MissBuckyC was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Of course! They're not opinionated! #demimoorephotoshop
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of thehighshelf thehighshelf
    11/11/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Just because they erased her expressions and all signs of lines or facial muscles, then altered her eyes into mono-color glow-orbs, you call her a zombie.

    When-oh-when will women stop body-snarking their zombie sisters! #demimoorephotoshop
     Reply
    Diziet_Sma promoted this comment thehighshelf was starred thehighshelf was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    Plus in the cover picture her arms look muscular (see left arm particularly) and then in an inside picture they appear to have no muscle tone whatsoever.
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    Edited by bluebears at 11/11/09 2:03 PM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/11/09

    @bluebears:
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/11/09

    @bluebears: edit: can't post pictures? #demimoorephotoshop
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Curious Case Of Demi Moore's Left Hip
    When Demi said she'd give an arm and a leg for the cover of W, she didn't realize they'd take her seriously. Luckily, she bargained them down to just her left hip. #demimoorephotoshop
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    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
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