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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    Is this even a photo? It looks ljke a very realistic drawing/cartoon.
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    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of JennaW JennaW
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    With all the lens flares, it looks more like Star Trek 2 -- which I'd kind of love to see what JJ Abrams would do with this poster as his starting point.
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    JennaW was starred JennaW was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    I'll say it..... I kind of like it. Plus the desert shades could be symbolic of her.... love life or social life or something (OK, I'm reaching) but I still like it. Sue me.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    12/10/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I like it, too, and I will happily stick my tongue out at anyone who disagrees.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment dj_chick was starred dj_chick was unstarred
    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    So... a giant, floursecent-lit, sequened number 2 doesn't follow you guys around everywhere you go? Weird.
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    Newsgirl was starred Newsgirl was unstarred
    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/10/09

    @Newsgirl:
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    eatsshootsleaves was starred eatsshootsleaves was unstarred
    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    This one sheet tells me nothing about the movie. Nothing.

    FAIL
     Reply
    nyc-caribbean-ragazza was starred nyc-caribbean-ragazza was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    I just remember seeing her wearing that dress when they started filming and thinking it looked reeeeaally comfortable.
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/10/09

    @Penny: ME TOOOO. I also remember thinking it was odd to pair filmy white jersey with glittery gold pumps, but then everything went black as I was blinded by my shoe lust.
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    Edited by GeorgeFayne at 12/10/09 12:26 PM GeorgeFayne was starred GeorgeFayne was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    Dubai? Hasn't Dubai been over for a while now?
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    To be honest the poster looks as bad as I expect the movie to be.
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    Triana Orpheus was starred Triana Orpheus was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/10/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Yes - and descriptive: a cosmopolitan, fashionable, blinged-out piece of "number 2."
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    Ha! And you thought the 'Electic Boogaloo' was a joke!

    I now have a mash up of Xanadu and Rock the Casbah in my head.
     Reply
    boobookitteh was starred boobookitteh was unstarred
    Image of Adora Belle Dearheart Adora Belle Dearheart
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    Wait, is she a 5 story tall monster capable of crushing people with her giant gold brick in this sequel? I'd watch that.
     Reply
    Adora Belle Dearheart was starred Adora Belle Dearheart was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    I'm sorry, did Kanye design this? The shades, the lights.... I just think "KANYE!!!!!"
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    Ipomoea was starred Ipomoea was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    "Sex and the City 2: It's like Chernobyl, but with more shoes."
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    I would actually go see this movie, if it were about sexy, bug-eyed cyborg women and the giant, glittering numerical figures that love them.

    As per the poster, of course.
     Reply
    hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/10/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: I'm gonna make that film someday, I swear it.
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    pesematology was starred pesematology was unstarred
    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/10/09

    @pesematology: I expect an invitation to the premiere!
     Reply
    hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred
    Image of o-line o-line
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    They have to go to Dubai in order to obtain enough oil and wealth to power the Electric Boogaloo.
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    o-line was starred o-line was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    12/10/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
    The style of this poster looks like some crappy made-for-TV disco movie on ABC family that plays at 7 PM on a Sunday night.
     Reply
    bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
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