Lady Gaga Is Downright Cocky About Those Penis Rumors (Updated)

In this shot from Candy magazine — the publication that brought us cross-dressing James Franco — she proves she's got ovaries. UPDATE: This is actually a man named Edward Vigiletti! Photographed by Marcelo Krasilcic; styled by Sonny Groo. Awesome job. » 10/27/10 10:47am 10/27/10 10:47am

Body Language "Expert" Doubts Brad & Angelina Are In Love

Glance at photographs of Brad visiting Angelina on the set of the film she's directing, and you might think that they're happy. But our resident body language "expert" (and tabloid enthusiast) Tiara Dew Dots reveals the sordid truth! » 10/18/10 3:13pm 10/18/10 3:13pm

And Now For Some FanFic Starring Ed Westwick, Jessica Szohr & Kanye West

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr attended the US Open yesterday, but instead of watching Andy Roddick, the Gossip Girl stars indulged in a little nuzzling. What were the lovebirds cooing about? After the jump: A pseudo-Shakesperean fictional narrative. Enjoy! » 9/02/10 3:45pm 9/02/10 3:45pm