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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking

    "Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent opening at LACMA. 'Brad/Angelina needs his/her space,' says a source, 'And s/he's doesn't respect that. S/he just wants more babies and s/he thinks 'Enough is enough!'"
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense, I would like to give you superprops for your POWERFUL VAGAINA Analysis.

    Bravo. #storytime
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example,

    Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so she can call Jen to ask how the former Friends star's upcoming nuptials to Billy Bob Thornton are going. After that, she'll text Gwyneth to ask when she'll be leaving Chris Martin for Jonny Lee Miller. #storytime
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And then Billy Bob will leave Jen for Juliette Lewis and Jen will rekindle her friendship with Laura Dern.

    Fun! #storytime
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Life&Style, I'm talking to you. #storytime
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he still had Jen's hairdresser on speed dial, for some quick beard extensions. #storytime
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    Image of Slim Slim
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never worn crushed velvet and upstaged him at the same time," says an old rubber ducky Maddox used to play with. #storytime
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    "Brad's Undying Love for Jennifer is Slowly Turning Him Into A Billy Goat! "
    WTF is up with that beard?? #storytime
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    PITT HAS ANNOUNCED HIS INTENTION TO BE CAST AS A WEREWOLF IN NEXT TWILIGHT MOVIE.
    No word yet on if his beard has earned him the part. #storytime
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    hortense promoted this comment karmasutra är svensk was starred karmasutra är svensk was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    #5

    BRANGELINA TIE THE NIGHT IN INTIMATE GALLERY CEREMONY. #storytime
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    HER DRESS HAS POCKETS?!?! I love it. #brangelina
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    Image of msmoneypenny msmoneypenny
    10/22/09

    In reply to Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles
    Model/Moddle/Moddel in #3's pants look like it's a toddler with a full diaper. I don't get that fashion trend. #michelleobama
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    Image of kbang kbang
    10/22/09

    @msmoneypenny: I am flabbergasted by this trend. As my mother says whenever she sees someone wearing hammer (erm, harem) pants, "Someone needs to change HER diaper"

    Sometimes diaper is replaced with maxi pad for the full effect. #michelleobama
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    CParis promoted this comment kbang was starred kbang was unstarred
    Image of CParis CParis
    10/23/09

    @kbang: Harem pants also double as tote bag. You can carry a newspaper, thermos, umbrella - yet keep your hands free to wave down a taxi! #michelleobama
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    10/22/09

    In reply to Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles
    I wonder if she jumped in for the double-dutch or if they let her start in. Jumping in was always the hardest part for me as a kid. I'd just stand there bobbing back and forth, trying to work up the nerve. #michelleobama
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    Image of LBB LBB
    10/22/09

    In reply to Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles
    The hula-hooping picture may be my favorite First Lady picture ever. #michelleobama
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    10/23/09


    @LBB: Even better than this? #michelleobama
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/22/09

    In reply to Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles
    Is it lame that seeing the first lady jump-roping makes me want to do it? In a sunny field? Right now... that's it... I'm leaving. #michelleobama
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of LBB LBB
    10/22/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Not at all. It doesn't help that I sit facing a window so I can see the sunshine... #michelleobama
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    Image of History Major History Major
    10/22/09

    In reply to Lovely Leaping Ladies World Championships: Michelle Vs. Moddles
    This is her attempt to woo the IOC for the 2020 Olympic Games! Which are going to be held in DC #michelleobama
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo promoted this comment History Major was starred History Major was unstarred
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