Your Phone Is Ruining Your Sex Life
Remember when cell phones first became popular and people joked about the fact that pretty soon everyone would be answering calls while "in the middle of someone"? (Haha, 10th grade was hilarious!) Well, those jokes have become a reality and a survey conducted by Durex (the brand you trust!) in the UK has produced…
Spying on a Significant Other Is Becoming an Acceptable Form of Social Paranoia
So. A new online dating survey of 2,000 lonesome souls found out some pretty salient information, which is that there are quite a few Americans who apparently think that it's fine to sift through a significant other's emails, texts and browsing history. More than a third of the survey's respondents said that they'd be…
Even Though We Know Better, We Can't Stop Sexting
OMG, America. Apparently we have learned nothing from all of the recent sexting incidents and scandals because a new survey has found that nearly 1 in 5 smartphone owners say they've used it for sexting. The biggest sextual messengers were men between the ages of 18 to 34 and women between 35 and 44. And in case you…
Want to Obsess About Your Skin? There’s an App for That
As anyone who's spent any time peering into the mirror inspecting every inch of their face can tell you, it's easy to obsess for hours about the size of your pores, every tiny pock or mark, and, of course, wrinkles. Well, naturally there's now an iPhone app to assist you with the poring over of your pores. It's called…
Amazing Dog Saves His Own Life by Calling 911
You might as well start shrieking now, that's how insanely heart-exploding this story is. George, a two-year-old very adorable Basset Hound, was home alone in England and somehow got himself tangled up in a phone cord and started choking. He then did something amazing: he managed to dial 999 (the British equivalent of…
Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy
If you thought the constant wearing of Bluetooth headsets was bad, just wait until we all have vibrating tattoos. That totally sounds like a made up product that some company tries to sell you on April Fool's Day, but it's actually a real thing that Nokia just patented that will allow you to connect wirelessly to your…
Imagine, if You Will, a World Where You Can Play Tiny Tower During Takeoff
Frequent air travelers, rejoice! That painful period during take-off and landing when you're not allowed to use your electronic devices might soon be a lot more bearable. The Federal Aviation Administration said yesterday that it will work with airlines and other involved parties to find a way to determine whether…
Your Phone Is Making You Into a Terrible Person
Anyone who spends any time in public knows that there are any number of ways a cell phone can turn a person into an asshole, but now science has discovered yet another way that phones are ruining us and destroying our social fabric. It turns out, according to a study from the University of Maryland's Robert H. Smith…
Your Phone Could Be Your Therapist
We use our phones for most things these days—scheduling meetings, throwing birds at pigs, keeping track of everything from our grocery lists to our periods, checking Facebook, calling our mothers. So is there a limit to how far we're willing to let these little devices into our lives? As much as you love your phone,…
One Middle School Makes the Brave Decision to Ban Uggs
Starting tomorrow, students at Pottstown Middle School in Pennsylvania won't be allowed to come to school wearing their Uggs (or any fuzzy, open-top boots, for that matter). No, the boots have not been banned because they cause sluttiness, and it's not by order of the fashion police either. The school has forbidden…
Women With Long Nails Say No To iPhones • Heinz Pulls "Gay-Kiss" Mayo Ad
Women with long fingernails hate the design of the iPhone because it is difficult to use. • The vaccine for HPV, an STD that can sometimes lead to cervical cancer, has yet to reach India where cervical cancer is the most common type of cancer in women. • Animal rights activists in India condemned the arrest of a man…

