You Too Can Accessorize Like A Dipsomaniac Heiress!

It's like Vogue Italia mixed up Isabella Blow, Daphne Guinness, added a dash of Peggy Guggenheim, and popped on a Philip Treacy lobster hat. Oh, fashion! Always so whimsical. We've broken these looks down into easy at-home steps.
Competing Isabella Blow Biographers Attack Each Other
- Detmar Blow and Tom Sykes are trading jibes with Lauren Goldstein Crowe over their dueling Isabella Blow biographies, both of which hit U.S. bookstore stores this week. Everyone is sniping at everyone over the email, sometimes in ALLCAPS!!!
The First Word On Alexander McQueen
Fashion folks in Paris are all a-Twitter over Sarah Burton's first collection for McQueen. It features models with woven hair, deconstructed tailoring, feathers, Anna Dello Russo in a centurion's helmet, and a bustier that looks like a golden chest plate.
Heavenly Hats Paired With Fugly Frocks On Project Runway
OMG. HATS. Not just any hats. Philip Treacy hats.
Milla Jovovich's Fashion Week Style & Smile
[Berlin, July 9. Image via WENN.]
Naomi Campbell Wears Fur, Goes Bald; Tyra Banks Developing New Online Project
- In the middle of a NY heatwave, onetime PETA spokeswoman Naomi Campbell spent the day outside modeling fur coats. She hobnobbed with Ellen Barkin and Mickey Rourke between shots. [P6]
- Underneath her wig, however, Campbell appeared nearly bald. [Daily Mail]
Karl And Claudia Do Blackface; Rihanna Might Book D&G
- To fête the 60th anniversary of the German photography magazine Stern Fotografie, Karl Lagerfeld shot six different covers featuring Claudia Schiffer. We could have done without the blackface one and the yellowface one. [SB]
Naomi Disinvites Model Rival; Marc Still Lovably Neurotic
- Naomi Campbell allegedly insisted that model/Sean Penn date-r Jessica White not be admitted to her 40th birthday party. [P6]
- Cash-strapped Annie Leibovitz is shooting for Jones New York with Jessica Stam, Hillary Rhoda, and 20-odd other models today. Allegedly. [WWD]
Sex And The City Full Of Expensive Shit; Lady Gaga Wants Fashion Internship
- Carrie wears a $50,000 karaoke outfit, and there are lots of Maybachs. "Like in the Great Depression, I thought Hollywood should take people on a big vacation that maybe they couldn't afford themselves," says writer Michael Patrick King. [WWD]
Supermodel Weds In London; Marc Jacobs Gets A Delivery of Cocaine
- David Walliams and Lara Stone married this weekend at Claridge's hotel in London. To conclude the ceremony, two guests read poems by Yeats and Larkin. Stone wore Givenchy. [Daily Mail]
Did Paris Swipe An Ensemble From The Victoria's Secret Show?
- Paris Hilton showed up at the Victoria's Secret fashion show earlier this month and demanded to be cast in the show, according to model Miranda Kerr. And then — and here's where it gets really classy — she stole an outfit from the show to wear herself. [Sassybella]
- On being asked who designed the dress she wore to a…
