Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.

The list of supermodels with attemped—and quite often, failed—music careers is long and storied. Perhaps that's why it's FAIRLY exciting that Pharrell is reportedly working with British eyebrow queen Cara Delevingne on her first-ever single. Maybe we'll get another Baby Woman!

We've reached No. 5,431 on Pharrell's to-do list: Sell macarons. But not just any old macarons: limited edition macarons in two flavors.

Pharrell Williams is on the cover of the November issue of Ebony Magazine and from an early look, it seems like he has taken a dive into the pool of delusion that Kanye West has happily been swimming in for the past couple of years.

Agile carefree women dressed in white… dancing in a field… gleefully. Any of this sound familiar? Directed by Edgar Wright, Pharrell's music video for "Gust of Wind" takes place in a forest not unlike Where the Wild Things Are and looks a lot like those unrealistic tampon ads of yore.

Any way you slice it, Robin Thicke's recent attempt to follow up the most successful album of his career, apologize to his estranged wife and win back the public's affections was an utter failure.

Residents of a retirement community in New Zealand made their own version of Pharrell's "Happy" video and it is wonderful.

Last summer, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences — AMPAA, aka the folks who hand out Oscars — elected a new president: Cheryl Boone Isaacs, the Academy's first African-American president, and the third woman to hold the position. And now we can see that Isaacs is making some changes.

When asked whether or not he identifies as a feminist, Pharrell said he'd like to be one—he supports women and all that—but he's just not sure if it's "possible." Good news, Pharrell! Setting aside academic dialogues about whether male-identified humans should identify as feminists or feminist allies (because I don't…

The three women and three men arrested for making a video of them dancing to Pharrell's song "Happy" have reportedly been released from custody.

A video posted on YouTube by six Iranians who proclaim themselves "Tehran Pharell Williams fans" has gotten said individuals arrested.

Just so everyone is clear—yes this is definitely the work of a mad comedic genius on Twitter and no we didn't unearth some secret, hidden "journal" belonging to Pharrell. But still, it's pretty damn funny!

Just in case you wanted to bask in an awkwardly nostalgic moment in everyone's lives (yes everyone), here's Gwen Stefani (about a month and a half after giving birth to her third child) performing her 2004 song "Hollaback Girl" with Pharrell at Coachella. I love her. I do. She's iconic, and is able to successfully…

Tonight, if you need to chill out, have some wine and a good cry, let this "Woodkid Sad Remix" of "Happy" — seen on Stereogum — be your soundtrack.

Remember when the Internet was mad at Pharrell Williams for not including a black woman on his G I R L album cover? Well, the Oscar-nominated Hat Wearer called the Internet's bluff in a new GQ interview, saying that one of the women in the LP’s photo is indeed black. And also, it's not his responsibility to represent…

This kitchen music wizard performs Pharrell's "Happy" using nothing but wine glasses and some pots and pans and the results are pretty wonderful.

Who had the best Dance With Pharrell Dance? Was it a) Lupita Nyong'o's Raise Your Hands If You Don't Care, b) Meryl Streep's Shoulder Shimmy, or c) Amy Adams' Full Body Roll?

Pharrell is auctioning off the 30-gallon hat he wore at the 2014 Grammys, the same hat which basically caused the Internet to explode that night.