Dolphins are beautiful, majestic creatures, and having an ice sculpture of one at your wedding sounds lovely (if expensive). But one couple didn't plan on their beautiful frozen creation melting during the reception and turning into a giant blue phallus with fins, just straining to see the world.
An intrepid tipster (thanks, Jen!) has alerted us to one particular item in Claire's, that shopping-mall bastion of cheapo headbands and Best Friend necklaces favored by Youngs across America. Top your cell phone with this adorable mustache charm, suggests the description for this rather familiar-shaped charm. Look…
In Aesop's famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowly and steadily. But now, information about turtles is giving rise to a new theory: the tortoise won because he's got a huge wang and didn't need to prove anything to anyone.