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    The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    OH MY GOD I want that ham! RIGHT NOW! I made the most amazing ham last Christmas. I bought a Martha Stewart hammy from Costco and made a glaze out of Dr. Pepper. I had leftovers for a week. I would just eat it cold out of the fridge... in the middle of the night. *swoon*
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    I'm a vegetarian, but my oh my- those lava cakes, that caramelly apple thing and GARLIC BUTTER.


    Premade garlic butter is heaven. All the joy- none of the work.

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/13/08

    @Liz11685: but you're paying a million dollars for garlic butter! Just get garlic paste and butter and moosh them together. How easy is that?
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Ew, I'm already vegetarian. Don't make me question sex, too!
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    So this is a meat by mail catalog?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Just as with the other kind of porn, in real life this stuff is not that good. It just looks good in the pictures.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    11/13/08

    @Lizawithazee: fillet mignon is ALWAYS that good. God... I creave rare steak, and ham, neither of which I have had since I was last at my parents' house... in early August.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    I want to shove that garlic butter right into the ham crease and just freak all night long.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    God, who wrote this? Bourdain? I need a dozen Royal Fingerbowls.
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    Image of langtry langtry
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Dodai:


    You had me laughing before I even 'went below the fold', wink-wink! Also, I lust after the Shun Knives laying languidly astride the meat on the catalog's cover.


    *Shun Knives are made by a centuries-old Japanese company that originally made samurai swords up until the Meiji Restoration. They're cut through things like buttah!

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Oh hey, there's garlic in those butter suppositories.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    You guys, TURDUCKEN is one of the tags for this post.


    It's a giant three-way of meat.


    You're welcome.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/13/08

    @tscheese: My parents went out of their way to have Turducken last Thanksgiving. They said it was all they had dreamed of... and more!
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    11/13/08

    @tscheese: Sr. 'Zinha is still determined to make a turducken for one of our family holiday dinners.


    I told him that he must not, lest we embarrass the family with my antics post-dinner.

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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/13/08

    @tscheese: Making a Turducken is my dream, alas I am too chicken (and duck and turkey) to actually go through with it. I am however making the best turkey ever.
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    Image of KrisP KrisP
    11/13/08

    @Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: I'm making a turducken for my husband's birthday this year - it's all he's been talking about since we've been together. His birthday isn't until January, but I'll let you know what it's like once it's happened...
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/13/08

    @KrisP: why don't you just order one pre-stuffed? It's a lot of work, believe me.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    I just licked my computer all over. Now the IT guy is hitting on me. Thanks a lot, Dodai!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Dodai!!! Your mailbox must be the talk of the POST OFFICE!!!
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    Image of Mimi Mimi
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    I need a cigarette now. Damn, that was good!
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    11/13/08

    @Mimi: Seriously. I'm going to pour a glass of my special chillable red box wine and smoke a Marlboro Light whilst I shudder from aftershocks.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    Dodai, girl, you NASTY.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/13/08

    In reply to The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn
    I prefer Spaghetti Oh's with meatballs, Easy Mac, tuna fish sandwiches with iceberg lettuce, Gushers, and pickles to all of that. My pallet never matured beyond age 7.
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