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    Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    The things people do to their poodles always amazes me. I have a lovely poodle and would never give him big hair or dye him any sort of color or some bad hair cut. Poor dog is never going to be able to look at himself in the mirror again without feeling a deep sense of shame
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    WHAT.

    Words fail me.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/05/09

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    i took christmas card photos of my dog and myself. i was dressed up, so i made him dress up too. he wore pearls.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    Is that Winston in between the hamburger buns?
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    02/05/09

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    It's cold where I live, and my Max has short hair. He needs a coat sometimes, but insists on running around town naked. Tramp.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    02/05/09

    @sportz.star: I put a little red puffer vest on my dog. He hates it.... but if I don't, he'll rear up and buck from the coldness. Nerd.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    02/05/09

    @prestocaro: washed, ready to eat: I know his game, because he knows I'll carry him if he's too cold. Sneaky, but oh so cute.
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    02/05/09

    @sportz.star: My dog has a peacoat. He loves it- he'll refuse to let us take it off of him. Same goes for bows and bandanas. Some dogs just have the temperament for it.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    02/05/09

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    Animals dressed in clothes scare the fuck out of me. Honest.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/05/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner -Brrrr- TURKEYS DONE!:
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    02/05/09

    @Jack_Burton: HOLY SHIT!!!!
    I just shrieked!
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    I dunno... can a pet DIE OF AWESOME?! Because that Ninja Turtle Dog is just plain rad.


    Okay, I say this only half-jokingly. I spit out my water when I laughed at the picture.

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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    My cats are given free food, safety, medical care, a warm place to sleep, and clean litter boxes. I consider a little humiliation for my entertainment only fair recompense for all I provide them.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    02/05/09

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    Does Ashley Judd know about this??????
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    02/05/09

    In reply to Can A Pet Die Of Embarrassment?
    He's a bad old bear.


    [images.tvrage.net]

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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    02/05/09

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    My fave is this video of a single cat being humiliated:


    the "Bish Plz" face just kills me.

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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: OMG.
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    Image of sassy sassy
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: I can't stop watching, this is wonderful and beautiful.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    02/05/09

    @sassy wants her own tenth Doctor: Isn't the Snowman costume (bucket on head) face just priceless... srsly if that cat could talk, wow.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: thank you soooooo much for posting this. i mean it!
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: IT ENDS WITH MARIAH CAREY! My life, she is complete.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    02/05/09

    @foco fo-SHO!: I iz so glad to share this. These cat videos from Japan just kill me with teh cute. Check out this one (*no outfits, just cute)
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: BEH-BEH! oh! i'm weakened by teh cuteness!
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    02/05/09

    @foco fo-SHO!: Prepare for final stroke of cuteness before giving in...

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/05/09

    @happysquid: I'm torn between the snowman and the Easter Bunny.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    02/05/09

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    That Ninja Turtle lady clearly needs one of those real-life baby dolls. As does the woman who had 14 kids; sarah palin, Angelina jolie, and any other person that's either wanted to kill their kid, molest their kid, overpopulate the earth or simply have kids when their brain is too-much-screwy.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    02/05/09

    @margareita1: And apply all of that to whomever wants to do these things to their pets. oh yeah, and pageant moms. didnt mean to threadjack. i had a point, initially.
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    Image of Adora Belle Dearheart Adora Belle Dearheart
    02/05/09

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    I would like to start a website called "Owners of Pets that want to kill themselves before the pets finish them off."


    It'll be pictures of the many many scars/oozing wounds given to me by my kitty.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    02/05/09

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    My roommate in college had a fish that committed suicide.


    We were drinking in the dorms one night, super fucked up, and she threw up in her sink. Woke up the next morning and her fish jumped out of his bowl (which was next to the sink) and into the sink...of vomit.


    I sure wish I knew what he was thinking.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/05/09

    @shorty63136: My grandparents had a bird who committed suicide by plucking out all its feathers. Apparently he missed them while they were on vacation.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    02/05/09

    @shorty63136: I had a dwarf hamster that committed suicide, swear to god. He crawled UP his hamster wheel to get to the top of the cage, then across the mesh top of his cage (hanging by his tiny fingers), and then dropped into his food dish. We found him with a broken neck or something in the morning, it was surreal and depressing at the same time.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/05/09

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    My goat refused to wrestle my friend Matt.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/05/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!: I'd like to hear more about this goat wrestling you speak of.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/05/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: I will do you one better and post the pictures of it on Facebook this evening when I get home.


    You though I was joking, didn't you?

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