Some people think boobs are disgusting, unnatural and entirely unsuitable for public display, and this goes double time when some kid is going to town on them for milky sustenance. To these folk Selma Blair, aka Ursula Udders, delivers savage eye roll and says she doesn't care what they think when she lets her nipples…

In less than 24 hours, barring any last minute brushes with the law, Lindsay Lohan will be off probation for the first time in four years. That means no more morgue duty, no more court-ordered therapy, and no more jail time. She's looking to get back to work and start fresh, but it her criminal record is already…

It looks like The Situation finally got himself into one situation that he couldn't handle. A source has just revealed to TMZ that Mike Sorrentino, he of Jersey Shore ab fame, has checked into an inpatient rehab program for substance abuse problems. Well, this will certainly throw yet another wrinkle into the newest…

It wasn't Lizzie Grubman bad, but it's still an average start to the day when you hit someone with your car outside of a club and immediately flee the scene – which is exactly what Lindsay Lohan did in the wee hours of the morning. Leaving Hollywood's Sayers Club sometime after midnight she got into a paprazzo jam…

Thus far, 2012 has looked somewhat promising for the survival of love (Snooki's engaged, after all). But now we have news which promises to kill our faith in marriage for eternity: 90210's Jennie Garth and Twilight's Peter Facinelli are calling it quits after 11 years of marriage.

• Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.

• Lady Gaga took a break from touring to go fishing in New Zealand, "She didn't take her heels off once - she went down to Onetangi beach to go fishing in her eight-inch heels, undies and a man's business shirt..."

• Mariah Carey's remix album Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."

• While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!