• dirt bag

    Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up

    • Did Ellen DeGeneres try to trick Mariah Carey into admitting she's pregnant? Mariah was a guest on Ellen's show, and after Ellen asked and got a vague response, she busted out the champagne, saying, "You don't have to answer that. Let's just toast with champagne." Mariah got flustered and said, "I can't believe you did this to me, Ellen," and pretended to sip the bubbly. Knocked up? [Yahoo News via E!]
    • Someone's not pregnant: Sarah Jessica Parker in the Sex And The City sequel. Carrie won't be having a kid. "It doesn't seem as if that's going to be a choice she'll make… Michael (Patrick King, director) and I never talk about it. That doesn't mean that won't be part of the story. We just haven't figured it out. It feels a little bit manipulative to toss that into the mix, because she seems so pointed in a different direction." [Daily Express]
    • Kanye West and hot hot model Sessilee Lopez: Is it on? [The Sun]
    • Madonna has hired a specialist to help her "exorcise the memories" of her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, from her home. The technique seems to involve throwing shit away. [Mirror]
    • Madonna and A-Rod are in Miami together right now, having just landed in a private jet. [TMZ]
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    9:00 AM on Wed Nov 26 2008
    By Dodai
    7,471 views, 139 comments

    Most discussed rollergirl76: My love for Gordon Ramsay has officially ended. What a scumbag. more »

  • Dirt Bag (After Dark)

    Debra Messing Drops Baby Weight; Clooney & Jackman Fake Fight

    In order to quench readers' insatiable thirst for gossip, we've decided to try an evening edition of the much-beloved Dirt Bag. Now you won't have to wait for morning to find out the latest celebrity news. Welcome to the swirling, sleazy disco ball of "Dirt Bag After Dark". 18 to enter and 21 to drink, ladies!

    • Debra Messing was sad when tabloids were talking smack about her post-baby body. "On one page it showed all the actresses who got skinny in six weeks or less, and on the other page was me! I was so depressed and frustrated," she says. But now Debs is happy because she's skinny again! "I've finally taken ownership of my body." [People]
    • Former sexiest man alive George Clooney is fake-sad about passing the sexy mantle Hugh Jackman. Hugh says George called him up at 2 am and "He goes, 'Shut up, Jackman!'…I know what you did! You started this big campaign that's been going on and [you] took the title away from me.'" Clooney vs. Jackman? That is one cat fight we would pay money to see. [People]
    • Kim Ledger accepted GQ's actor of the year award in honor of Heath. He called Heath a "beautiful boy" and took the award on behalf "his little one Matilda and our family." [Daily Telegraph]

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    6:00 PM on Tue Nov 25 2008
    By Jessica
    5,853 views, 126 comments

    Most discussed Mafalda para Presidente: Woohoo, another famous person with personal trainers drops the baby weight! In related news, water is wet. more »

  • The Name Game

    Celebrity Baby Names: Creativity Or A Curse?

    Welcome to the world, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Your parents and grandparents and Auntie Jessica are undoubtedly thrilled at your arrival, as they should be. The rest of the universe, however, isn't reacting to your birth announcement with the same type of glee. We may never know you, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, though we'll undoubtedly see your pictures in random paparazzi shots over the next few years: Bronx walks! Bronx eats! Bronx to Suri: You Know What You Did taking up the covers of various tabloids. But your parents, in choosing your moniker, have ensured that the first reaction the public has had to your presence on this earth hasn't been an "aww" or a "congrats" or even a "how sweet!" It has, instead, been a resounding "WTF is up with that name?" More »

    4:00 PM on Sat Nov 22 2008
    By hortense
    11,546 views, 450 comments

    Most discussed Your Screenplay Sucks: Dear Potential Parents, I know. You want to be different. You want to express your creativity and imagination. Here's an idea more »

  • dirt bag

    How Rude! Stephanie Tanner Files For Divorce

    • Full House star Jodie Sweetin, who recently turned her life around after a trip down Child-Star-Turned-Meth-Addict lane, is divorcing her husband of 16 months, Cody Herpin. Herpin, who Sweetin credits with helping her in her recovery process, claims he is "dumbfounded" by the divorce and is worried about the couple's 7-month-old daughter, Zoie. "Over this past month something has been different," Herpin says, "I'm concerned about our daughter and I just want (Zoie) home." [People]
    • Things are not looking good for Lindsay and Sam: according to a "source," the couple had yet another fight last night in Dubai during a hotel launch party. "At one stage Lindsay approached Sam in the DJ booth and screamed at her, 'How many more songs? How long is it going to take for you to pack up?"' The pair have apparently been "fighting like cats and dogs," and as Dodai reported yesterday, are reportedly looking at couples therapy to help them patch things up. [DailyMail]
    • Jessica Simpson is thrilled about her new nephew, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. "Bronx is beyond precious," Simpson tells US Magazine, "I'm over the moon with joy. Life is a beautiful miracle.[US Magazine]
    • Meanwhile, a baby-naming expert doesn't think Bronx Mowgli will set off a baby-name trend. Ya think? [US Magazine]
    • Is Britney gearing up for a world tour? Apparently she was in court yesterday to discuss the possibility, according to court spokesman Allan Parachini: "There isn't a lot I can tell you about it. There was discussion of Ms. Spears' future immediate business plans. Particularly touring in support of her album."[E!]
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    9:30 AM on Sat Nov 22 2008
    By hortense
    5,274 views, 112 comments

    Most discussed haguenite: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. This. This is the reason some people just shouldn't have kids (and yes, I'm being flippant). They just gave more »

  • dirt bag

    Did Lindsay And Justin Have A Secret Hookup?

    • Did Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake have a one night stand last January? A "source" at Star says yes: "Nobody was supposed to know, but Lindsay can’t help opening her mouth. She’s always thought that Justin is incredibly sexy and has always had a huge crush on him. So when the opportunity to get it on arrived, she says she jumped on it.” [PopCrunch]
    • Joe Simpson continues his reign as creepiest Hollywood dad by dropping gems like this, ""The day she found out she was pregnant, [Ashlee] became a woman." Simpson also hopes that his grandchild, who is due any day now, will call him "Papa Joe." I wonder how Papa Pete feels about that? [People]
    • Is Oprah planning to leave syndication? Her contract expires in 2011, and it is speculated that she'll move her program to the currently-in-development Oprah Winfrey Network. [HuffingtonPost]
    • Sasha Fierce is in the market for an invisible plane: Beyonce says she wants to play Wonder Woman. "It would be great," she tells the LA Times. "And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?" [People]
    • Kanye West apparently couldn't hold it and decided to pee all over a dressing room floor at the MTV Music Awards in Liverpool. I would make a joke about this, but I don't want Kanye to get all mad and threaten to break my MacBook. [The Sun]
    • ZOMG you guys! LOST is coming back on January 21! The premiere will be a 3 hour event; the first hour will be a recap, followed by 2 hours of new, awesome, incredibly confusing goodness. [EW]
    • Is Amy going to give Blake No-Longer-Incarcerated the boot? According to a "friend," maybe so: “Things are really bad between her and Blake. She doesn’t know any more if he’s the one. It is really sad but this could be the end.” [Mirror]
    • Former Presidential candidate Senator John McCain will hit up The Tonight Show on Monday in honor of Veteran's Day. [MSNBC]
    • Meanwhile, Gov. Sarah Palin will be giving her interviews from home: Greta Van Susteren is set to interview Palin from Alaska for an interview that will be aired this Monday evening on Fox News. [HuffingtonPost]
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    9:30 AM on Sat Nov 8 2008
    By hortense
    5,091 views, 100 comments

    Most discussed haguenite: Wow. Pete Wentz said something in a reasonable eloquent manner? So would this be the day he became a man, more »

  • dirt bag

    Liz Lemon + Don Draper = Best 30 Rock Ever?

    • OMG. This may make you hyperventilate: Mad Men's Jon Hamm is in talks to do a multi-episode arc on 30 Rock. The man known as Don Draper could be Liz Lemon's neighbor and a potential love interest for Tina Fey's character. Breathe. Just breathe. [EW]
    • Jennifer Lopez sued her first husband, former waiter Ojani Noa, for writing a tell-all book about their relationship; it violated a 2002 confidentiality agreement. Inside: details about her "multiple duplicitous sexual affairs" behind Noa's back (including a tryst with Marc Anthony while he was married to ex-Miss Universe Dayanara Torres). Anywhoozle, an L.A. judge has awarded Ms. Lopez $545,000, because she really needs the money. How Mr. Noa is gonna get it is another question. [E!]
    • Today in Madonna/Guy Ritchie news: She "bombards him" with "weird" texts and says "you're going down." Meanie! [Mirror]
    • Madonna had a "secret helicopter trip" to visit A-Rod less than a week after her split from Guy Ritchie, and they met at Jerry Seinfeld's mansion in the Hamptons. Yeah, I dunno. [The Sun, TMZ]
    • Wait, apparently The Seinfelds have been friends with Madonna for years. [Page Six]
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    9:00 AM on Fri Oct 31 2008
    By Dodai
    5,973 views, 161 comments

    Most discussed shinynewtoy: I've been a Kidman apologist for a long time now (What? I liked her in The Hours.) But after reading more »

  • dirt bag

    Will Madonna Choose Kabbalah Over Court?

    • The latest on Madonna: Her rabbi wants her to mediate towards a swift divorce resolution, using a round-table of Kabbalah leaders instead of going to court. It's either genius or a really bad idea. [Daily Mail]
    • El oh el. Headline of the day: "Guy Ritchie Cancels Madonna's Order To Fill Swimming Pool With Kabbalah Water." [Telegraph]
    • Jennifer Aniston's rep won't clarify whether Jen's dinner with Gerard Butler was business or personal, saying, "It doesn't matter what it was; it is no one's business." Some of us are curious, okay? [E!]
    • After suffering a terrible tragedy, is Jennifer Hudson's career at a crossroads? [AP]
    • For some reason, Tiffany "New York" Pollard made a video message for Jennifer Hudson: "God is on your side. I'm praying for you." [The Life Files]
    • Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul send thoughts to Jennifer Hudson and family. [People]
    • What recession? Beyoncé and Jay-Z plunked down $70,000 on a new dining table. Not a dining room. A table. [E!]
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    9:00 AM on Tue Oct 28 2008
    By Dodai
    5,728 views, 162 comments

    Most discussed Cuteasabutton...does not suffer fools gladly.: Gerard, you have broken my heart. First Jennifer, now two vampires. It's OVER. OVER I TELL YOU! more »

  • snap judgment

    Pete Wentz Has A Bag Full Of _______

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  • snap judgment

    Pete Wentz Is Working Blond For That Money

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