To Quicken the Demise of Humanity, Try Giving Your Dog a Temporary Tattoo.

People are pretty awful, but pets are so great, right? They have fur to keep them warm and make them extra cuddly. They have those sweet little faces and charming personalities to make us fall in love with them and keep feeding them. And they, for reasons which have never been less clear, love us unconditionally, no…
How Bad Can PETA Get? Very. [Updated]
In a battle between PETA and the fast food industry, it's hard to root for either side. This particular skirmish, though, is worth learning about. A restaurant advocacy group has released documents showing that PETA kills the vast majority of animals in its care — more than previously thought. And for once, the…
Ellen Gives Brilliant Homeless Girl Totally Deserved Scholarship
A week ago we posted a story about Samantha Garvey, a 17-year-old student from Long Island and finalist in the Intel Science Talent Search. While we love a smart and driven teen girl around these parts, her story is extra interesting because she's homeless and has been living in a shelter with her parents and brother…
PETA Objects To Festive Possum-Dropping Tradition
In Times Square, they drop a ball on New Year's. In Brasstown, North Carolina, they apparently drop a possum. PETA, being PETA, would like this to stop. They say, "Using a captive opossum as the centerpiece of a raucous party is cruel and illegal." However, possum-drop orchestrator Clay Logan says the event is…
San Francisco Moves To Ban Pet Sales
San Francisco, which previously made headlines for its efforts to ban circumcision and plastic bags, may now forbid the sale of all pets. Unsurprisingly, pet store owners are mad.
Michelle Obama Pays Tribute To Beyoncé At The Billboard Awards
Ladies dominated the Billboard awards. Taylor Swift won the first trophy; Rihanna and Britney performed together; and there was an all-star tribute to Beyoncé. Lady Gaga! Stevie Wonder! Barbra Streisand! And the delicious icing on the cake: A filmed appearance by First Lady Michelle Obama. Damn. Presidential sweet! […
Former PETA Model Olivia Munn Shoots Burger Commercial
Following in the footsteps of Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge, Olivia Munn is the latest celeb to wear a swimsuit and hold a double cheeseburger for Carl's Jr. Because, you know, nothing helps you get a slamming bikini bod like juicy red meat and processed dairy. BTW, this choice is Interesting since she has also…
PETA Now Comparing Meat To Child Abuse
Clearly unsatisfied the offensiveness level of its previous campaigns, PETA has kicked things up a notch with a billboard stating "Feeding kids meat is child abuse."
PETA Changes Pace With Ad Starring Near-Naked Male Rapper
PETA ads usually feature naked women, so heavily tattooed rapper Waka Flocka Flame is an unusual choice. His campaign slogan? "Ink, Not Mink." Mr. Flame says: "I love animals. As a kid, I had dogs, fish, iguanas, lizards. ...I don't want nobody to skin my puppy." And! "Understand where that fox fur came from before…
In The Future, Meat Will Be Grown In A Lab
While it sounds like the plot of something Kurt Vonnegut might write after reading Upton Sinclair and then dropping acid, biologists claim that it's not far fetched to assume that in the future, our meat won't come from animals that we kill; it will be grown in petri dishes in giant labs by mad scientists who drive…
Talking About Animals With Tim Gunn
The semi-annual trade show known as New York fashion week started yesterday, and after doing the rounds of shows, I managed get into a party at the Stella McCartney store. It was sponsored by PETA, and Tim Gunn, Olivia Munn, and Taraji P. Henson were the guests of honor. I walked in, collected a glass of red, ate a…
PETA Finds New Way To Show Women Fellating Vegetables
Once again, the time-honored practice of pretending to submit a Super Bowl ad only to shriek that you've been censored converges with PETA's go-to publicity tactic: Female flesh. This year, they've taken some cues from Terry Richardson.
Baptiste Giabiconi Isn't Sure Why Karl Lagerfeld Loves Him
- Dansk magazine's wanton disregard for Baptiste Giabiconi's hotness makes us want to say to the stylist, Hey, whazz wong witz you, man? Meanwhile, it seems Giabiconi occasionally doubts his place in the heart of his Grand Monsieur, Karl Lagerfeld...
Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life
The singer/choreographer/former American Idol Judge/cartoon beastiality enthusiast has never been drunk in her life, not a once. No siree.
PETA Continues To Use Cleavage To Encourage Compassion
Now it's the Lingerie Football League. Footage of barely-clad hot chicks talking about animal abuse is spliced between footage of rabbits being killed and elephants being smacked. It's not for the faint of heart, and frankly, it's pretty tacky.
