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    You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You

    Greater Gender Equality May Lead To Bigger Personality Differences Between Men, Women
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    Wouldn't The Gossip be every single one of us trying to talk to a friend in A LOUD BAR?!?!?


    We could be discussing the evaporation rates of freshly placed concrete pavements and its relation to shrinkage cracking.

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    Image of kapoosta kapoosta
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    The number 8 was clearly chosen for graphic design purposes. An odd number would complicate the layout of the illustrations.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    What about those who double fist?


    You know, I need to know this answer...for a friend

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/30/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Only problem with double-fisting is that it leaves no hands free for a high five.
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    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    This study is glassist (vesselist?). What of the beer helmet, Mr. Glass-Man? What does IT say?!?!
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    Image of RubyStar RubyStar
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    Am I the only one who doesn't think women come out of this very well? You're either a gossip, frigid, a whore or a 'wallflower' which looks to me suspiciously like she's guarding her drink from the aforementioned 'roofies' (read: frigid again).

    Could just be my sensitivity to this sort of nonsense though.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/30/09

    @RubyStar: I think we all think that, but to me it seems like a waste of energy to get mad about it when we spend so much time shouting about this sort of nonsense already.
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    05/30/09

    @RubyStar: ugh, you sound frigid.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    Wow, those are some powerful stereotypes he's got going there.
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    Image of boobalore boobalore
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    hey! what's wrong with drinking out of the tiny stirrer straw? how else do i make that expensive amaretto sour last longer?


    so i'm cheap. i get it. fine.

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/30/09

    @boobalore: I drink from the stirrer because I don't want to put my mouth on the rim of the glass. I've worked in bars. The inside of the glass is the cleanest, the rim usually the dirtiest.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    What's wrong with drinking from the stirry straw. :(
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/30/09

    @meritxell: I do it all the time and people yell at me!
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/30/09

    @hortense: I always drink from the swizzle stick. Glass rims are filthy -- take it from someone who has cocktailed.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/30/09

    @meritxell: Nothing! I do it because I can't stand my teeth touching ice.
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    Image of coffeespoon coffeespoon
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    What if I insist on having a crazy straw?


    Hypothetically.

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    05/30/09

    @coffeespoon: You always have to provide your own crazy straw. Most bars don't have a straw crazy enough for me.
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    Image of mouthalmighty mouthalmighty
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    Umm, considering different beverages come in differently shaped vessels, doesn't it say more about one's tastes in booze than their personality type- I mean, I hold wine glasses because I like drinking wine, not creating a barrier.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/30/09

    @mouthalmighty: You're lying to yourself if you really believe that. I drink beer because steins tend to express my deep, hidden personality in ways I don't even truly understand.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    I believe these types are inadequate as I am the Buffalo Type: I hold my glass in my non-dominant hand at all times as a symbol of my undying commitment to drinking games. Ahem, drinking lifestyles. I also hate talking to strangers, especially strange men, so I suppose this makes me a combination frat boy (drinking game) - ice queen.


    I also peel the labels off beer bottles. Is that "castrating"?

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    05/30/09

    @kithkin: Ah, no that is a sign (in my neck of the woods) of needing some sex. I have a friend who does this constantly, we can follow her around by tracing the labels.
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/30/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: That's what I've heard, too. Being a label peeler means you're sexually frustrated. Or so everyone tells me when I'm peeling away.
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    05/30/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: @Slovenly Muse: I wholly reject this theory! I'll peel labels whether or not I've gotten booty recently. I think it has more to do with the company I'm in. When I'm in a crowded, social situation I tend to get pretty anxious so I look for something to do with my hands. I'm a nail-biter, but even I know it's sort of gross to be chomping away after touching germy things in bars so I stick with peeling.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    I'm The Paranoid - the one who keeps her hand over the top of the glass so the The Jack the Lad/Browbeater/Playboy etc. can't put roofies in it.
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    05/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I do that so my friends don't put 20c pieces in it and then make me scull my drink. Ah, being a student.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I only do that with red plastic cups. Well, I only do that BLATENTLY with red plastic cups, but even when I'm out at nice places I hold my drinks by grabbing them by the top around the rim.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I keep my thumb over my beer bottle as to interject my drunk friends trying to give me a beer geyser.


    (thats when someone taps the bottom of their beer bottle onto the top of yours, resulting in an unfortunate eruption of beer.)

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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    I hold my pinky out as I sip my beer, so I maintain that I'm a lady.


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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: Drat. I meant to post an accompanying phot of myself:


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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: I hold my pinky out while I drunkenly vomit into the closest toilet bowl and then daintily wipe my mouth with a lace handkerchief, because I am also a lady.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: I always have my pinky out. It gets me a lot of shit, but it also starts a lot of conversations. I can't help it! My pinky doesn't like to touch the glass. It's a snob that way.
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    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: We like to do ladies' things, because we are ladies!
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    05/30/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I hold my pinky out during lovely gymnast-like keg stands. And I keep it out during refined bar brawls too. Also, as the cops slip handcuffs past my outstretched pinky and onto my dainty wrists and I suggest activities they might enjoy doing later in the night and theorize about their mothers. A lady, through and through.
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    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: I ever so gracefully chest bump you, madam. In an ever more vulgar & coarse culture, it is ladies like yourself that give me hope for the future.
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    05/30/09

    @sympathyforthedevil: I have a friend who worked at a winery and used to swish natty light in his solo cup as one would a wine when sampling it. He'd also do this with cans, shortly before shotgunning them.
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    Image of attilathehoney attilathehoney
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    You're not supposed to drink out of those straws? Dammit.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/30/09

    @attilathehoney: Big juiceboxes?
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    05/30/09

    In reply to You Don't Have To Have A Personality If Your Glass Has One For You
    Oh but what about us in the Pacific Northwest who put booze into Nalgene bottles and clip them onto our persons? What kind of people are we?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/30/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: My kind of people.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/30/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: My friends :-)
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    05/30/09

    @The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: The kind of people I like.
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