I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
@sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
My theoretically enlightened boyfriend (who probably wouldn't mind buying tampons for me, if it ever came to that) is fine with period sex (thank you, Instead!), but really disappointed me last night. I tried to talk about this article over drinks last night. He almost turned green and basically begged me to change the subject. "You even have a DRINK in front of you and you can't talk about it?" Sigh. Yeah. Disappointing. #periodsex
The funniest thing I ever heard was when my bf said "don't all women get hysterectomies at 45?" because his mom had one. he also used to pronounce "menstruation" like this: "men-iss-tration" He grew up with only brothers in a household where dating was not allowed. I set him straight pretty quickly. Now, we're very comfortable talking about all kinds of body issues, which is nice. #periodsex
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
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