I think Paltrow should really address what organic gluten-free no-dye-no-fragrance tampons she uses in the next issue of GOOP. She owes it to us, her readers, to have the most peaceful period possible.
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I'm waiting for a celeb to promote the Diva Cup...or anything else that doesn't cost the highway robbery of bleached cotton twatular plugs and that won't contribute to toxic landfill waste.
@♥ dosido☮: Maybe when they design a Diva Cup that won’t make me walk bowlegged with a look of sheer pain on my face that will happen. To me, that thing looks like a frilly pink torture device. How is it even supposed to fit?! Maybe I have a super shallow vagina or something…
The silly tampon ads with blue liquid remind me of how much I love the ClearBlue Easy digital pregnancy test ads: "The most advanced piece of technology you will EVER pee on!"
@Artemis47: My boyfriend said that until he was a teenager, he had NO IDEA what pads were for, since he only saw blue liquid get dumped on them in commercials (obviously, he has no sisters).
And yes, that pregnancy test ad is awesome. Although in some areas they had to tone it down and have the narrator say "the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever... well, you know."
@Scarion: Dude I'm on it! This partnership is actually going to be pretty major. I'm so glad it's being well received. I can't wait for the rest to hit :)
I also love that Serena's wearing white (says the 38-year-old woman who had to go home and change her skirt last Friday for lack of Tampax in the purse. Yeah. Good times.)
@Scarion: Me too. That lady is actually hilarious, which doesn't show in the usual "Mother Nature" spots! I loved this one. (Especially cause they actually mentioned blood. Imagine that!)
@greengrey: Yes!! My jaw dropped a little bit when she even said the word "blood". Blood has no place in a tampon commercial! It's blue water, poured from test tubes, to demonstrate the amazing infinity teflon leak guard blahblah absorbancy!
Agreed that Brit shouldn't be shamed for this, but I hafta say: skipping your placebo week (going straight to the next month of pills with juice in 'em) works. I've been period-free for almost two years, with nothing but the odd spot. That said, nearly every pair I own is still somehow stained. I swear, blood can sense a clean pair. Perhaps it's pheromones?
@unmoldednicole: I think this is about Britney because people would believe it. It's easy for us to imagine based solely on the gossip/entertainment media's picture of her that she is not very adept at personal hygiene.
If it happened to Cate Blanchett, it wouldn't fit the gossip media's image of her so they wouldn't print it because we wouldn't believe it of her.
The amazing thing is that we actually don't know anything about either woman. Britney could be totally fastidious to compulsive about her personal hygiene and Cate Blanchett could be a pig, but that's not how we are supposed to see them, so we don't.
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I'm dreaming, huh?
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And yes, that pregnancy test ad is awesome. Although in some areas they had to tone it down and have the narrator say "the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever... well, you know."
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I just GOOPed my pants reading that.
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I also love that Serena's wearing white (says the 38-year-old woman who had to go home and change her skirt last Friday for lack of Tampax in the purse. Yeah. Good times.)
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Considering the type of tampons I use, I now find "pearl clutcher" to be really funny.
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If it happened to Cate Blanchett, it wouldn't fit the gossip media's image of her so they wouldn't print it because we wouldn't believe it of her.
The amazing thing is that we actually don't know anything about either woman. Britney could be totally fastidious to compulsive about her personal hygiene and Cate Blanchett could be a pig, but that's not how we are supposed to see them, so we don't.
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I know (among other things) my period is normal. I could hydropower a small town when the crimson tide comes in.
I love you all.