Here are some of the perfect sentences Martha Stewart uttered while joining Wendy Williams on Tuesday to promote her new book Martha Stewart Weddings, one of which was, “Some of my best friends are a little overweight.”
Earlier this week, actress Emma Watson gave a waves-making speech at the U.N., launching a campaign for gender equality called "HeForShe." Several male celebs have already expressed their support but obviously the most important was Tumblr's boyfriend Tom Hiddleston.
Living American treasure Elaine Stritch caused exaggerated gasps of faux shock when she dropped an F-bomb in front of Hoda and Kathie Lee earlier this week. And when reporters asked her about the transgression, she confessed that she had not a single ounce of fuck to give.
Theory: Dame Helen Mirren is perfect. Here is the evidence:
Scabs, scrapes, zits, braces: They make us "imperfect," but they are part of life. And except for Brazilian supermodels, we all have to deal with them—especially during our growing-up years. So shouldn't our school pictures reflect that reality?
Our moms had Martha to make them feel inadequate. But we have a whole new generation of perfection which is rapidly proliferating online. Let's call them the Marthettes.
In case you weren't wholly convinced by new findings that we're being menaced by amoral homewreckers, well, look no further than the Daily Mail, where a "shockingly unrepentent" serial husband-stealer confirms our worst fears!