Perez Hilton Is So Three Years Ago
"Hilton's damned-if-I-care bitchiness is what endears him to his audience," writes Peter Lauria for The Daily Beast. "Endears"? Ha. Recent comments on his site read otherwise:
Fan Buys Hundreds Of CDs To Save Christina Aguilera's Career
One dedicated Christina Aguilera fan recently bought 250 copies of her album "Bionic" in attempts to "save" Aguilera's career. He also has another aim: to fuck with Perez Hilton, who has been writing nasty things about his favorite singer. [BuzzFeed]
Leave Miley's Crotch Alone
Many are pointing toward Miley Cyrus' "suggestive" dancing, simulated lesbian kiss, and skimpy costumes, as if any of it make intrusive photos of a 17-year-old's crotch admissible. But most irksome is the presupposition that Miley's sexuality doesn't belong to her.
Perez Hilton Is Psyched To Attend Miley Cyrus-Hosted Event
Today in Tweet Beat, amidst his kiddie-porn controversy regarding an upskirt shot of Miley Cyrus, Perez is excited to see her at the Much Music Awards. Plus, Larry King loves peanut butter and jelly.
Could Perez Go To Jail After Posting Miley Upskirt Pic?
Yesterday the gentlemanly blogger tweeted a revealing picture of Miley Cyrus exiting a car, apparently without any underwear. He removed the image thereafter — but what happened, happened. And given that Miley's just 17...well, that's a problem.
This Is Not A Nightmare: It's The NewNowNext Awards
If you're in the mood for quiet good taste, please look away right now from the Carnival of Horrors that was Logo's 3rd annual 'NewNowNext Awards' at L.A.'s Edison. Or, don't say you weren't warned.
Egypt Will Always Have Paris; Palin Has Message For "Greenies"
Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is talking to you, Greenies. You better listen up before my dog eats you. Also, Paris Hilton loves Egypt and Snoop wants a friendly wager with Marky Mark.
Perez Pulls Pro-Ana Shirts
Perez Hilton says he didn't know "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels" was a pro-ana slogan, and that he's pulled the shirts because he "didn't want to encourage anyone to possibly be anorexic." Baby steps, we guess. [CocoPerez]
Perez Hilton Hawks Pro-Ana Shirt
Given Perez Hilton's track record of offensiveness, perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that he's promoting pro-ana merchandise. Maybe a little more surprising: channeling Kate Moss.
Which Celeb Has The Dumbest Fans On Twitter?
Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans.
Perez Hilton Seems To Think Jil Sander Still In Charge At Jil Sander
Memo to the gossip creep's ghostwriter: Jil Sander has not actually worked at the company that bears her name since 2004. Screengrabs after the jump:
Bad Girls Club Reunion: Perez Hilton Gets A Verbal Smackdown
Last night, on part two of the reunion special, host Perez Hilton told one of the women—Flo—that she wasn't "normal." In response, she screamed, "That's why you got punched in the face by Will.I.Am, 'cause you're a bitch!"
Celebs Tweet About Health Care & Perez Hilton's Birthday
Today in Tweet Beat, Conan O'Brien and Sarah Palin discuss how the health care bill affects them. Plus, check out the ass-kissing celebs who wished Perez a happy birthday (interestingly, Lady Gaga was not one of them).

